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    She's so tiny it might not be. People who've seen her in person say she's at most all of five feet tall.

    Whoever took those magazine photos needs to be promptly fired.

    I think it's great and all but this I don't believe:

    Longevity. I realized I want to live till I’m 120. There’s a lifestyle that I am now happily creating that can, as best as is possible, prevent most forms of cancer and other diseases.

    There is nothing shameful about wanting to be lean and look good, even if you do get run over by a truck the next day.

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    She's probably lost more than 20 pounds of fat and gained some muscle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ymeman View Post
    She's so tiny it might not be. People who've seen her in person say she's at most all of five feet tall.

    Whoever took those magazine photos needs to be promptly fired.

    I think it's great and all but this I don't believe:

    Longevity. I realized I want to live till Iím 120. Thereís a lifestyle that I am now happily creating that can, as best as is possible, prevent most forms of cancer and other diseases.

    There is nothing shameful about wanting to be lean and look good, even if you do get run over by a truck the next day.
    Very funny!!!

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    she needs to yank those boobs up, especially in the purple dress...

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    I can't get past the horrible clothes to even comment on her weight.
    Fabulous!

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    I would not want to live to be 120.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jexxifer View Post
    I would not want to live to be 120.
    Me neither. Who wants to sit around shitting in their pants?

    Alanis looks good except for that terrible wardrobe.
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    Ok, I'll come out: I like the clothes...
    On avance, on avance, on avance...

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    slimmed down and fugged up
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Awful clothes

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    Quote Originally Posted by tictac View Post
    Now if she could just fix that horse face...
    Haha!!! I was trying my hardest to look at the neck down.
    "The most important question in all of human kind is..... would you hit it or not?" ~potato_chips

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetness View Post
    Looks like she lost a lot more than 20.

    I doubt it, she's just short. Around my height at 5'3" even a 5-10 gain or loss is pretty dramatic-looking.
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    She needs to mix a bra into the wardrobe
    "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." TEAM MILEY!!

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    I'm 5'2", & I lost 8 lbs in fall of 2007 & it was extremely noticable. It was crazy how just 8 lbs made such a huge difference. Unfortunately, I've gained it all back plus more, but I'm working on that right now...

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    Alanis looks like she could pass as Mann Coulter's brother, these days.

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