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    Angelina Jolie has embarked on an extreme diet in a bid to lose 21lbs in 21 days.
    The 33-year-old actress - who raises six children with partner Brad Pitt - has reportedly turned to the Martha's Vineyard Detox Diet to shed weight for her upcoming film Salt, in which she plays a CIA assassin who is forced to disguise herself as a man.
    A source tells Britain's Grazia magazine, "To play a man convincingly Angelina is adamant she needs to lose her curves.
    "She has been trying to go for the full 21 days but it's tough. She's lost around eight pounds but is now introducing a couple of small meals in between shakes as she was starting to feel weak.
    "Brad told her that if she was staying on the diet, he was getting out of the way. Then she started screaming at him about a chore.
    "He felt that would he did or said would be wrong, so he went to Los Angeles to let off steam with some buddies. He thinks the diet is dangerous and unnecessary."


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    If she loses 21 lbs, she's going to end up in the hospital on a feeding tube.

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    There won't be anything left of her.

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    What curves?! If she loses anymore weight she'll look like Christian Bale in "The Machinist".

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    She won't look like a man she will look like a corpse.

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    Well, it's about time she went on a diet. Porker.
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    What the hell. She already had a male figure - no waist and no ass. All she would need to do is bind up the breasts.

    I call bullshit on yet another Jolie story.

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    she's gross

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    Well it's about time her lard ass started starving herself.
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    Only 21? Come on, show the world you mean it, fatass!!!!!

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    Dig out your black armbands.

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    She's off her chump!

    This will be Angelina at her next post-awards party:


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    bullshit story

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    has she got 21lbs too lose without damaging her vital organs?
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