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    Talking Samantha Ronson's secret to a bikini body

    The Secret To SamRo's Sexy Bikini Body




    When you first saw the pictures of SamRo in a two-piece, I'm sure you either:
    a) Rubbed one off.
    b) Vomited with your eyes.
    c) Wondered what the secret is to her sexy bikini body?
    If you're in the c-group then I have the answer for you! SamRo talked to People about the pictures of her in a bikini while vacationing with her lady friend HoHan. She said she wasn't happy about it, but laughed when she heard that some people were impressed by her body. When asked what her secret is, she said, "No gym well, not in the last five years. All the credit goes to Mom and Dad and their genes!"

    SamRo said the only time she gets exercise is when she's "sprinting through airports to catch flights." She went on to say, "I get winded just reaching for my cigarettes!"

    Umm...err....she forgot to mention a couple of important ways she stays thin. I'm sure her all-coochie-diet has something to do with it. You can eat all you want and you don't get fat! You might have breath like a bucket of chum, but at least you won't have a fat ass.
    She was lying when she said she didn't work out that much. I'm sure she burns at least a hundred calories by doing her daily cardio exercise of scissor bumping.


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    someone forgot to mention that generous dose of columbian marching powder every so often....
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    I can't stand her figure. She's hunchbacked and her skinny, unshapely, manly legs are set too far apart.

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    You might have breath like a bucket of chum, but at least you won't have a fat ass.

    oh man, michael k has really outdone himself this time.
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    So, no exercise whatsoever would make her a "skinny-fatass", right???
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    Eh skinny chick. She'd get slammed just as badly if she were fat. No winning.
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    c) Wondered what the secret is to her sexy bikini body?
    Sexy??? O_o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    someone forgot to mention that generous dose of columbian marching powder every so often....
    No kidding
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    Her body is better than I expected...
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    She could do with a bit more weight

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    She looks like a typical skinny person with not so healthy habits, she has no tone.

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    Those bikinis are cute just not on her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    I'm sure her all-coochie-diet has something to do with it. You can eat all you want and you don't get fat! You might have breath like a bucket of chum, but at least you won't have a fat ass.

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    I think she has a nice figure.

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