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    Default Kevin Federline piles on the pounds

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    Supersized ... Kevin Federline



    KEVIN FEDERLINE looks almost unrecognisable on a stroll in Hollywood this week.
    While his ex wife BRITNEY SPEARS has danced her way back into shape, I reckon porky Kev has piled on about 100 pounds.
    He's so big, he could probably house an entire family in his tent-like T-shirt.
    Just making a few subtle changes could help Kevin back to his old weight.
    Like swapping the Coke for Diet for instance.


    Kevin Federline gets even bigger | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre|USA
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    100 pounds? No. 20 - 30 pounds? Probably. The massive shirts and pants don't do him any favors.
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    I'd say 20, not 100.
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    i think he looks good a bit heavier.
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    Lol that picture looks ridiculous. The wind must be blowing his exceedingly baggy clothes out. You can see by his face and legs that his body can't be as big as it appears in that photo.

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    It's hard to tell in that pic, due to the oversized t shirt, but I've seen one of him playing golf - and snapped mid swing - in which he's every ounce of 40 pounds heavier. It's the stress. By now his body is awash in adrenal hormones.

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    I say about 40 pounds. When the fuck will his ass get a REAL JOB? He is NOT in the Enertainment industry! He was married to someone who fucking had him living way better then his ass deserves.

    I also question this, if Britney gets her life together and shit, that means she WILL get most likely full custody of the boys and Kevin gets vistiation. (I never bought he wanted those boys he just wanted the 15 grand a month Britney was forced to cough up during her crazy shit.) So what exactly is he going to do when she dosen't have to pay it anymore?

    Are they going to pull that shit that she has to keep giving her sorry ass ex husband money, because he was
    "accustomed to a good life" What the fuck ever. I bet he NEVER sees his 3 kids with Shar. Or trys to give them better shit. I know he spends the bare minimum on the boys and has nice shit for himself.

    I just don't get these judges. What little boys need that kind of money for child support? Come on. Same goes for the Baby Mamas of Super Stars. This 25 grand a month or 50K come the fuck on!

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    Porky Pig is getting a little long in the tooth for the skater look I think. He's definitely carrying an extra 40 pounds of lard.

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    um, it's just a huge square shirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    i think he looks good a bit heavier.

    I think so too. For some reason I feel like he looks less sleazy now, lol.

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    It's his clothes...

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    meh.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    His face looks fatter, so he has definitely gained weight, but not nearly as much as that ridiculous outfit makes it look like he's gained. He really needs a makeover. This style of his looks so stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by holly View Post
    I think so too. For some reason I feel like he looks less sleazy now, lol.
    Yes, less douchebag-y.
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