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    Default Simon Cowell loses his man-boobs for Christmas

    While Simon Cowell's bank balance is growing at a fast and steady rate, the same can no longer be said of his figure.



    It appears the X Factor judge may have made a 2007 New year's resolution to banish his man boobs - and stuck to it.
    This time last year, Cowell was pictured holidaying in Barbados, keeping abreast of the rest, with an expanding chest.
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    Moobless: Simon seems to have lost some of his assests since his holiday in Barbados last Christmas



    However, exactly a year on, Cowell wasted no time in stripping down to his trunks to reveal his newly-honed torso.
    The 48-year-old media mogul jumped straight on a plane, back to Barbados with his girlfriend Terri Seymour after the talent show wrapped last Saturday, avoiding the wrath of furious fans who claim the voting lines for Rhydian Roberts were blocked.

    Despite the scandal engulfing the show, Simon looked carefree as he unveiled a new slimline physique while he cruised around the jewel-toned waters on a jet-ski yesterday.
    Gone were the man boobs and paunch he bore last year on his annual Christmas jaunt to the paradise island.
    Instead, Cowell looked lean and muscular as he enjoyed his annual winter break with long-term girlfriend Terri Seymour.
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    His devotion to getting himself in shape has clearly paid off and 33-year-old Miss Seymour would have had to look long and hard to find his former love handles.

    The couple were joined on their three-week sunshine break by Cowell's mother Julie and his best friend Michael Winner, 72, who has himself shed the paunch - but more through a debilitating illness than a concerted exercise regime.
    Cowell, who is Britain's highest paid TV star with an estimated fortune of £100 million, recently told the Daily Mail about the effort he took to preserve his looks.
    He said: "I am vain but I cannot think of one person on TV who is not. It is the nature of the beast.
    "I have had Botox but not in an obsessive way. I just like to take care of myself. I am eating a lot better and have cut out the chocolate biscuits and crisps.
    "I work out, take lots of vitamins and think I look good for my age."

    Perhaps mediating between his warring fellow X-Factor judges Dannii Minogue and Sharon Osbourne has kept him on his toes. Scroll down for more...
    Laughing all the way to the bank: Simon Cowell flashes a carefree grin as he rides a jetski in the Caribbean island of Barbados today



    Or it could be that his vow to give up junk food and work out more is taking an effect.
    Following the controversial end to the reality TV contest last weekend, broadcasting watchdog Ofcom will now investigate the row after receiving 1000 complaints from viewers.



    Welsh singer Rhydian is said to be furious after claims hundreds of fans could not get through during the show's final on Saturday, where he lost out to Leon Jackson.
    An X Factor spokeswoman denied any voting irregularities, and producers TalkbackThames said the voting bottleneck was down to the volume of calls and insisted the contest was not rigged. Scroll down for more...
    Making a splash: Simon and Terri frolic in the tropical waters



    "They expressed concerns about the operation of the voting and many said they were struggling to get through," an Ofcom spokesman said.
    Rhydian's father Malcolm, 60, revealed The X Factor finalist was left feeling "stitched up" and that the shock result, after the Welshman was the firm favourite to win, was a "fix".
    Malcolm said: "Rhyd's not a bad loser but he feels the same as us about the result - and we think it's a fix.
    "He believes it's possible he was stitched up. He's disappointed for himself and his fans."
    Mr Roberts, 60, added: "Most of Wales couldn't get through."
    Leon's mother Wendy Jackson today hit back at claims of voting irregularities.
    She told Glasgow-based Real Radio: "I think it's just a lot of rubbish because on Saturday night I had a lot of people texting me they couldn't get through on the lines for Leon - the lines were absolutely jammed.
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    Terri needs some help as Simon walks on ahead of her



    Meanwhile Simon is said to be paying himself a reported £1.5million for his role as one of four judges - alongside Sharon, Louis and Dannii – and the music mogul will make a further £6million from record sales from Leon Jackson who has automatically been signed up to his label, Syco.


    He is also rumoured to have struck a deal with runner-up Rhydian.
    In addition, the show's two previous winners, Leona Lewis and Shayne Ward, currently occupy the top two positions in the album charts respectively, with Miss Lewis' album the biggest and fastest selling British record of all time.

    Indeed, Simon has netted himself a rather impressive £15million over the past year from the worldwide success of these two artists.

    "The X Factor is one of ITV's most successful shows of the year and in Leona and Shayne, it has already produced two of the most popular artists of 2007," Max Clifford, Cowell's publicist, said before the final.



    "Both stars are signed to Simon's record label and both have become international stars with record sales across the world. Whoever wins tonight's show also has the potential to earn him millions.
    "Yet again Simon has proved himself to be the man with the platinum touch and out of everyone involved with The X Factor, it is Simon who will be having the merriest Christmas of all."

    A year on: Simon Cowell loses his man-boobs for Christmas | the Daily Mail

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    Good for him, he'd gotten quite tubby.
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    I think he's good looking, and I like him. It's so cute
    how sweet and mushy he gets around his g/f. I
    usually agree with his remarks on AI too.

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    I confess he's one of my secret crushes. I have a weakness for assholes. He's lost weight for sure, but I'm betting those manboobs have been lipo'd too.
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    ^I have a weakness for assholes too, but Simon never did it for me. Maybe it was the way he kept rubbing his manboobs on AI that put me off (seriously, it was a tic! Right up there with his scratching his nose while subtly flipping off Ryan habit)
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    I confess he's one of my secret crushes. I have a weakness for assholes. He's lost weight for sure, but I'm betting those manboobs have been lipo'd too.
    me too!
    Quote Originally Posted by Aella View Post
    ^I have a weakness for assholes too, but Simon never did it for me. Maybe it was the way he kept rubbing his manboobs on AI that put me off (seriously, it was a tic! Right up there with his scratching his nose while subtly flipping off Ryan habit)
    those are two of my favorite things!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
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    I love him, he's a complete bastard.
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    Can't you guys see it? He is GAYYYY!!! It is sooo obvious. And I hate him.
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    Can't you guys see it? He is GAYYYY!!! It is sooo obvious. And I hate him.
    He is NOT! You lying little shit! Git outta here!
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    The very first time I watched him my gaydar went off the rocker..GAY GAY GAY!! Bitter old queen..it is so obvious..he comes across as gayer than Semencrest..that is why they quarrel like they do..two queens in the closet is too close for comfort with these two. GAY as the day is long!!!! GAY
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    Danni Minogue is a judge on X-facotr???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    The very first time I watched him my gaydar went off the rocker..GAY GAY GAY!! Bitter old queen..it is so obvious..he comes across as gayer than Semencrest..that is why they quarrel like they do..two queens in the closet is too close for comfort with these two. GAY as the day is long!!!! GAY

    He is not gay. Gay is someone who has come to terms with their sexuality and doesn't pretend to be heterosexual. Gay is a special word reserved for honest people like you and me.

    Simon is a BIG FUCKING CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL who has become evil and bitter and nasty as a result of living a lie his entire life.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    God, he's such a bafoon. Just look at his stupid spade shaped face and annoying paid for grin. He's part of the reason for the downfall of music. ew, i hate, hate, hate him.

    VILE i say!
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    not gay. not vile. haterzz
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackho View Post
    Simon is a BIG FUCKING CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL who has become evil and bitter and nasty as a result of living a lie his entire life.
    You know, I could really believe that. He reminds me a bit of my mum's best friend, who I'm convinced is so deep in the closet he's rubbing shoulders with Aslan. Cultured and intelligent man and great fun to be around, but his sense of humour often crosses the line from dry and witty to acerbic and just plain...bitchy. Not to mention he's appeared to have convinced himself of the lie-he's always talking about his 'hot young girlfriends', that are a bit like Bigfoot, in the sense nobody's ever seen one. And he was married once, but his wife broke it off after two years of trying to get some sex and failing, poor woman.

    My mum, because sometimes she can be that naive, bless her, insists that 'maybe he isn't gay, but just...peculiar'. Er, I hope he's just an in denial closet case, otherwise I don't want to know what his deal is!
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