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    J.Lo loves the pregnancy, not the weight gain - The Scoop - MSNBC.com

    Jennifer Lopez might be thrilled that she’s pregnant, but according to some sources she’s “freaked out” over gaining weight.
    “She is huge and freaking out. Her face has become really puffy from retaining a lot of water,” a source told international press.
    The weight gain is enough to prompt Lopez to put her career on hold until her little one makes an appearance.
    “She plans to do a Victoria Beckham now and hibernate for the last few months. You won’t be seeing much of her in public from now on.” After a months-long bump watch, Lopez announced her pregnancy in November. She’s due in the spring. Lopez’s rep weighs in saying, “This is ridiculous and untrue. She is happy and healthy


    I totally belive this one.
    I child-proofed my house but they keep getting back in!

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    I beleive it. J.Lo is really vain! And if its twins That ass will be HUGE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotmommy View Post
    J.Lo loves the pregnancy, not the weight gain - The Scoop - MSNBC.com

    Jennifer Lopez might be thrilled that she’s pregnant, but according to some sources she’s “freaked out” over gaining weight.
    “She is huge and freaking out. Her face has become really puffy from retaining a lot of water,” a source told international press.
    The weight gain is enough to prompt Lopez to put her career on hold until her little one makes an appearance.
    “She plans to do a Victoria Beckham now and hibernate for the last few months. You won’t be seeing much of her in public from now on.” After a months-long bump watch, Lopez announced her pregnancy in November. She’s due in the spring. Lopez’s rep weighs in saying, “This is ridiculous and untrue. She is happy and healthy


    I totally belive this one.
    I believe I read that she's expecting twins, so weight gain should be expected. She'll lose it - I bet she has a C-section and a tummy tuck anyhow.
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    I wish I could lock myself away for a month of relaxation.

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    If they ARE twins and one takes after Mom and one takes after Dad, what freaky babies they will be.....one will look like Baby Huey and the other like a chihauhau......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I believe I read that she's expecting twins, so weight gain should be expected. She'll lose it - I bet she has a C-section and a tummy tuck anyhow.
    Absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    If they ARE twins and one takes after Mom and one takes after Dad, what freaky babies they will be.....one will look like Baby Huey and the other like a chihauhau......
    well, we'll certainly be able to tell them apart...
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    Unless the big one eats the little one on the way out of the womb.....

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    Shania Twain hid herself away in Switzerland for her entire pregnancy because she didn't want anyone to see her when she was fat.

    There's a difference between being fat and being pregnant. Such vanity. I wonder if that's the reason you hardly ever see her out with her fugly husband ... maybe it detracts from her 'beauty' somehow. Ugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Shania Twain hid herself away in Switzerland for her entire pregnancy because she didn't want anyone to see her when she was fat.

    There's a difference between being fat and being pregnant. Such vanity. I wonder if that's the reason you hardly ever see her out with her fugly husband ... maybe it detracts from her 'beauty' somehow. Ugh.
    I wouldn't put it past that one to have faked a pregnancy in Switzerland and hire a surrogate to avoid all the pesky weight gain altogether...
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    salma hayac is built like jlo and she got HUGE w/just one baby ,its seems she didnt care much though ,i bet jlo is complete opposite and is freaking out

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    Grrr...I'm so sick of hearing that pregnant women are 'fat'. They are not fat unless they're eating their own body weight in ice cream and even then, good on 'em. Being pregnant is not always fun and one of the few benefits is not having to worry too much about your body.

    I wonder if JLo's butt will rival mine?
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    Grrr...I'm so sick of hearing that pregnant women are 'fat'. They are not fat unless they're eating their own body weight in ice cream and even then, good on 'em. Being pregnant is not always fun and one of the few benefits is not having to worry too much about your body.

    I wonder if JLo's butt will rival mine?
    hell to the no!! we can serve dinner off your ass while her's is only good for coffee!
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    Eh, I gained 55 lbs with my kid. It sucked. I felt like crap and I didn't want my picture taken for any reason (save one for my kid's scrapbook). Can you imagine how the press would pick her apart if she was seen out and about? I can't stand Jenny from the block but I also don't blame her for this.

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    ^ There is a pic on dlisted that accompanies the article and her face is very round.

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