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    Britney Spears has begun abusing laxatives in an effort to shed her 160 pound frame.

    According to a report in Star Magazine, Britney has been downing a “deadly diet cocktail,’ including amphetamines, diuretics, and laxatives, like Swiss Kriss and Super Colon Cleanse, to flush out all the fatty foods she scarfs down everyday.”

    “After she fills her stomach with empty calories like potato chips, sodas, cheeseburgers, and candy, a sense of guilt overwhelms her,” a Star insider says. “She wants the food out! She acts like taking laxative is no big deal.”

    “She takes large amounts of laxatives to flush out food,” the source continued.

    “All she talks about is how she wants to ’see her ribs stick out’ because the looks sexy. She grabs the fat on her stomach and thighs and says she wishes it would just melt off.”

    “She’s lost all her muscle, and because she’s only 5′4, the extra pounds she’s carrying are really showing.”

    Laxative abuse can be fatal. “It can cause severe dehydration and loss of essential minerals, particularly potassium. And when your body is depleted of potassium, your heartbeat can become irregular, and you can die. It’s rare, but it does happen,” Washington, DC-based weight-loss specialist Dr. Gabe Mirkin tells Star.

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    So maybe Paris gave her EX-LAX roses...
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    Ooh so bad for the body. She is still eating shit in the meantime. How about a good diet Britney? She just wants to lose the weight right away which is what most people want, but they forget that weight rarely comes on overnight-so its not going to disappear overnight either.

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    Laxative abuse is horrible. Horrible horrible horrible. It causes dehydration, potassium imbalance, tears your intestines to shreds, and totally fucks with your digestive system. There were times where I'd lie on the bathroom tile.. I'd be lucky if I could crawl back to my room and get myself on my bed. Even to this day, I'm irregular and frequently bloated and (sorry if this is TMI) constipated. This girl is an idiot.

    FYI, laxatives only eliminate 10-12% of the actual calories consumed.. so either way, she's still digesting those emply calories.

    Stupid twat.

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    That is bad bad news.

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    This frustrates me. She feels so guilty after eating junk food so why doesn't she just stop? If she would just eat better she wouldn't have to worry about feeling "fat".

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    Oh noooooo!!! The Cheeto squirts!

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    She's brave to be taking all that ex-lax and then going out to drive all over the place.

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    Good point. Maybe this falls into the "made up" category of Brit stories.

    She just makes it so easy to believe it all!

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    she apparently goes to the bathroom every hour... we see her pictured in some SKANK bathrooms... what u think shes doing there??????
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    A "Star insider" -- what, not even a Britney insider? I'm guessing this is an "expert" who works inside the Star! Christ, they're getting more desperate by the minute!

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    I totally doubt she weighs 160.
    This sounds like stupid b.s to me.
    This is really getting bad.

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    Wow, she'd better start putting her loo roll in the fridge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    she apparently goes to the bathroom every hour... we see her pictured in some SKANK bathrooms... what u think shes doing there??????
    If that's the case I feel BAD for that photog that she dragged into the Quizno's bathroom. Imagine the stench in there. Probably something like taco seasoning and dog shit.

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    So how come it's not work? She is still a "fat pig".

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