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    Default I just hate having a supermodel sister-in-law!!!

    I just hate having a supermodel sister | the Daily Mail





    Bride Ursula is overshadowed by her supermodel sister-in-law Mila


    Ursula with her husband and baby at Mila's own wedding





    On my wedding day, I look as beautiful as I’ve ever done.
    My dress is stunning, I’ve lost that final half-stone, my hair is perfect and my make-up flawless.
    I stand, smiling, next to my brand new husband. What could possibly spoil this picture?
    Well, how about the six-foot Russian supermodel standing behind me.
    I knew as soon as I met my husband-to-be that his brother, a film producer, led an altogether more high-octane life than us.
    On our first meeting he was suffering from jet-lag having just hopped off a flight from LA, where he’d been producing a music video.
    But what I didn’t realise was just what an impact his brother’s glamorous lifestyle would have on my mundane existence.
    At first it was fun to hear about his exploits with models and movie stars.
    But then he got serious about one of the models: Mila.
    Mila is a truly beautiful woman.
    She has been a model ever since she was swept off the streets of Moscow as a teenager. She has sashayed down the catwalks of Paris and pouted from the pages of Elle and Cosmo.
    She is tall, slim, graceful and amazingly good-looking. In a nutshell, everything that I’m not.
    At 5ft-nothing and far too many stones to mention, I have to admit that this Muscovite vision, with her beautiful clothes, perfect body and adorably husky accent, was not the girl I would have chosen as the perfect sister-in-law.
    In fact, it’s a testament to my love for my husband that I didn’t run off screaming the moment she arrived on the scene.
    The first inkling I got of what my life would be like playing the ugly sister to her Cinderella was at a family party in 2000.
    The requisite randy uncle was present, and despite the fact that he’d met me a million times before, on sight of Mila he lost all recollection of my name and all control over his tongue.
    Really, it’s quite embarrassing the effect she has on men.
    Walk down the street with her and it’s as if you are invisible.
    Men stop, stare and drool in her wake. One toss of her perfectly-styled, long dark hair and they will literally push you aside to get closer to her.
    And don’t bother trying to actually speak to any men in her orbit.
    Their intellectual powers will have long since left the building, if you catch my drift.
    With all this in mind, it was probably foolish to agree to a family sunshine holiday with her in tow. The sight of Mila in a bikini draped beside the pool was almost enough to cause a riot. And don’t even talk about the holiday snaps.
    After the first set of photos came back picturing me (hot, sweaty and far from sexy) next to Miss Perfect in a Prada thong, I soon learnt to move swiftly out of shot as soon as the cameras came out.
    It’s not that I’m lacking in self-confidence, but would you want your photo taken next to a supermodel as you let it all hang out by the pool?
    Having a model around on your holiday isn’t just a liability when it comes to the snapshots, either.
    As I lie sweaty and sunburnt on my lounger waving wildly to attract the barman’s attention, she simply raises a perfect red talon and the whole hotel stops to get whatever it might be that she desires.
    You might be wondering why on earth I even invited her to my wedding in Las Vegas in 2003, but it is considered bad form to leave your brother-in-law’s girlfriend off the guest list - and anyway, she said she’d do my make-up.
    Even so, I did have second thoughts when I saw her in her slinky monochrome number, looking every inch the supermodel that she is.
    Did I really want this gorgeous girl in my wedding shots?
    Well, it was too late by then, and chubby old me would be forever immortalised in a white dress next to the most beautiful woman I’d ever met. (I did consider asking her to wear a bag over her head, but decided that might be hard to explain to the grandchildren.)
    She tried to make it easier on me, taking off her shoes and crouching down beside me in an attempt to minimise our differences.
    Even so, she was a good six inches taller, half as wide (despite all my pre-wedding dieting) and at least twice as beautiful.
    Her own wedding wasn’t much better. After a romantic proposal - complete with zillion- carat diamond ring, damn it - she walked down the aisle in the summer house at Cliveden in Berkshire with her best friend, the Wonderbra model, as her bridesmaid.
    The randy uncle was in heaven, along with all the other male guests, particularly when Miss Wonderbra’s dress turned see-through in a certain light, just so we could all check up on her brand loyalty.
    So that’s the supermodel bride, Miss Wonderbra and me lined up in another set of wedding photos to treasure.
    Now that we were officially family, we had even more reason to meet up, providing yet more opportunities for ritual humiliation. It’s quite natural for girls to get together for a shopping trip, so of course she and I hit the shops together from time to time.
    Now I am more plus size than size zero, so communal changing rooms are close to my inner circle of hell. Mila, on the other hand, is a dab hand at quick changes after years of dragging designer confections on and off backstage at the shows.
    So while she tried on the latest Topshop collections - all of which looked like haute couture on her - I listlessly sifted through the necklaces, safe in the knowledge that trying one on wouldn’t require me to take any clothes off.
    So how does Mila keep herself in such peak condition? Well, never eating helps. Don’t believe any model who tells you she eats like a normal person: she is lying.
    Mila is a good 6ft but fits a size 8 maximum.
    She does this by visiting the gym daily and by eating next to nothing.
    Whenever I sit down to a family meal, my own portion, however restrained, soon makes me look like a greedy porker because she always has a serving so small you’d need a microscope to see it.
    There’s no slobbing out with a takeaway or sharing chocolate cake with this girl. And she certainly won’t help you finish the wine bottle: do you know how many calories there are in the stuff?
    But while having a supermodel sister-in-law is never going to be easy, I might just get the last laugh. While the deposits of fat that my children left around my waist have had little effect on my career as a writer, the first casting Mila went to after she had her son was for swimwear.
    She stripped down to her lithe post-pregnancy size ten, walked in front of the client and was promptly told she was ‘too fat’ for the job. Perhaps there is a God after all.
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    This woman sounds obsessed and almost - dare I say it - a bit bitter? For the record, they both looked heavenly on their respective wedding days. It's so unhealthy to keep comparing like this!
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    i agree, they are both attractive in their own ways....i would hate to feel this way all of the time, it would be miserable.
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    This chick has some serious self esteem issues.

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    Wonder how the SIL model feels about her blabbing this to the news.
    Go Habs Go!!

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    I can see why she'd feel insecure, but she really does sound like a *ahem* bitter jealous fatty

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    That woman is beyond bitter. A little jealousy is understandable, but she needs to build a bridge and get OVER it. Does she spend her whole life comparing herself to other women? What a miserable existence-someone is always going to outclass you in looks, whether you're short and chubby or even a supermodel. Does she also chose unattractive friends to make herself look better?

    And that final comment-classy. It sounds like her SIL is nothing but nice to it, so that Schadenfreude is just completely uncalled for.

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    Ugh, I hate it when writers use their family like this for cheap tabloid fodder to make a buck.

    Aella is right. There will always be someone better looking, richer, luckier, etc. Her SIL sounds remarkably unaffected for being so blessed in the looks department. Time for the "ugly duckling" to grow up a little.

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    Meh, I can sort of relate but I'd never embarrass my family like this. I don't like people who don't eat. I don't trust them. Well... the chances of my brother landing a super model are very slim so I'll be ok.

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    I'm sorry but I'm the type of woman who is proud to see other beautiful women. I think this woman is a bit bitter, if she wants to be a size 0 she can. Her face is attractive her body can change...

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    I could understand if her SIL was a bitch of a supermodel who treated her badly because she was less attractive or something but she doesn't seem that way at all.
    I have to agree with the bitter jealous fattie description here. The writer's looks are the least of her worries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtlebay View Post
    Wonder how the SIL model feels about her blabbing this to the news.
    Exactly what I was thinking!

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    You'd think she'd be elated! Who else would have first rate knowledge of the newest bag or make-up tip! Just her gossip would be an evenings entertainment you could dine out on for weeks! She'd better rethink this meaness!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaki80 View Post
    I could understand if her SIL was a bitch of a supermodel who treated her badly because she was less attractive or something but she doesn't seem that way at all.
    I have to agree with the bitter jealous fattie description here. The writer's looks are the least of her worries.
    EXACTLY. This girl needs to get over it!

    Imagine what her poor husband has to listen to all the time.....

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    Furthermore, if jealous, bitter fattie actually looked beyond the exterior of the SIL, she might actually see a genuinely, warm, kind-hearted, perhaps even funny person. But JBF's too busy noticing the people around them, that all this went over her head. If you notice, JBF has not written one bad word of anything that SIL's done to her (OMG, could you imagine if she did--fuel to the fire!).
    Go Habs Go!!

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    Wow, she is seething with envy. I can understand a bit of insecurity perhaps, but still.. (double) chin up Eeeyore! The sky is not falling.

    She is beautiful and a model, yes.. but that certainly doesn't diminish the writer's own beauty. However, acting like a jealous sister-in-law whose only axe to grind, is the fact she's a model and beautiful is well, ugly.

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