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    Default J Lo's fat ass


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    OMG...her *ss alone must weigh 20 lbs! Overall she doesn't look bad, and I'm amazed her *ss doesn't have a bunch of cellulite on it.

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    just because she has "fat ass" does NOT make her fat. damn.

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    Marc said that while on tour they have been eating KFC every night. He orders the family value pack for the free chocolate cake. Many wealthy stars have chefs travel with them....

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    "She's FAT!" -Conan O'Brian talkin bout JHo

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    "Singer and actress Jennifer Lopez has recently revealed that she's spending hours in the gym, to work out the shapes of her body, especially her famous bottom.

    Jennifer, 36, confessed that she and her personal trainer had developed a special regime of training, which involves squats and weights, to perfectly tone her admired posterior.

    She says: "I do special squats and work with loads of weights in the gym to achieve my butt. And in a way I'm kind of flattered when people compliment me for having a big ass."

    Jennifer's famously large and shapely rear end has been the subject of much attention and many jokes, as when Chris Rock wisecracked at the MTV Video Music Awards that Lopez in her speech after winning an award "should have thanked her ass".

    Lopez herself joked that it's so large and upstanding that it could be used as a tray to serve drinks at parties.

    However, Lopez does have her limits. On a Hollywood television gossip show in 2004, a moronic interviewer asked her, "How do you feel about your butt?" Her answer was a steely look, and "I can't believe you're asking me a question like that"."

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    So many women have that shape, what's the big deal?

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    yeah big deal!
    Patsy can blow smoke rings out her ass!!!
    (and its true cause Eddie's seen it! so there JHo )

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    that husband does need some fat..

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    Lipo on asses RUINS the shape of them for life, they get this long and weird look. Which is worse?? A friend of mine had it done and regrets it, it takes away the rounded shape and makes it long.
    WARNING: NAKED BUTTS AHEAD:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...kins/butts.jpg

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    The "after" butt doesn't look any better than the "before" butt.^ It doesn't exactly look worse, either. Just different.

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    J.Lo does have a huge, flabby, fat ass, but she still seems to think she's the hottest thing to hit the face of the eart, so I guess the one positive thing I can say about her is she has some pretty damn high self esteem... I'm not a fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyMix View Post
    An inject it directly into The Corpse Husband.

    That is actually a good idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryJane View Post
    "Singer and actress Jennifer Lopez has recently revealed that
    she's spending hours in the lab, to liposuck the adipose
    tissue from
    her body, especially her cottage-cheese bottom.

    Jennifer, 36, confessed that she and her personal trainer had developed
    a special regime of training
    , which involves [repeated
    thrusting into her]
    to perfectly tone her [cushioned] posterior.

    She says: "I do special squats [on my trainer] and work with loads of
    [strange men] in the gym [or at the pier] to achieve
    my butt. And in a way I'm kind of flattered when people compliment me for
    having a big ass."

    Jennifer's famously large and shapely rear end has been the subject of much
    attention and many jokes, as when Chris Rock wisecracked at the MTV Video
    Music Awards that Lopez in her speech after winning an award "should have
    thanked her [Photoshop guy]".

    Lopez herself joked that it's so large and upstanding that it could be used as a cushion for paratroopers to land in.

    However, Lopez does have her limits. On a Hollywood television gossip show
    in 2004, a moronic interviewer asked her, "How do you feel about your butt?"
    she turned to him and consumed his entire torso in a single
    bite, spitting out his rib cage at terrified onlookers
    .

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    ^^

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