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    Cool Celebrity holiday photos that would benefit from a little airbrushing

    Not so candid camera: How those celebrity holiday snaps might benefit from a little airbrushing


    By Daily Mail Reporter
    Last updated at 9:25 AM on 11th August 2009



    High Street photo shops say customers are now so vain they want their holiday snaps airbrushed. So how would the celebs fare?
    SIMON COWELL




    To make Simon Cowell's body as impressive as his ego, we whipped off his chest hair and shrunk his waist


    CHERIE BLAIR



    That swimsuit does nothing for Cherie's tummy, legs and arms. We've slimmed her and evened her skin tone

    MICHAEL WINNER






    The shorts are eye-catching, but we've made Winner thinner by getting rid of his man-boobs and double chin



    KERRY KATONA



    Motherhood has left its mark on troubled TV reality star Kerry Katona's tummy, so we made her flab-free

    DAVID BECKHAM







    It seems a shame that Adonis-like Becks sports stubble and tattoos. We gave him a shave and wiped the tats



    JERRY HALL




    Even ex-supermodels can't avoid orange peel. To give Jerry Hall her figure back, we smoothed her cellulite

    ROD STEWART







    We don't like leopard-print Speedos on crinkly rockers. Rod Stewart is better in shorts, with a slimmer waist



    SADIE FROST



    A wave reveals actress Sadie Frost's bottom. We did what she couldn't do in time, and pulled up her bikini

    ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER






    Even the Terminator suffers from middle-aged spread. We trimmed Arnie's waist and ironed out those wrinkles


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    It must be really difficult to photoshop in a belly button.

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    ^ i noticed that too.

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    Geez, did Simon Cowell look that bad to begin with? I don't think so...

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    ^ Me, either! I think he's pretty hot, in fact.

    Rod Stewart's insistence on wearing banana hammocks cracks me up.

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    Their photoshopper sucks. And David looked just fine exactly how he was!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    Geez, did Simon Cowell look that bad to begin with? I don't think so...
    I didn't think so either. What's with the obsession for men to be hairless? Some chest hair is nice.

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    the simon cowell after is really funny... they gave him an hourglass figure

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    Did not need to see Rod's sausage smuggler.

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    Looks like he has a face there!
    Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.

    ***** celeb

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    I thought Simon had breast reduction surgery.

    Looks like he needs to go for a touch up!

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    Ahnold does have a couple extra lumpy-bumpys, doesn't he? You could park a Hummer in his navel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peike View Post

    ^If they were to shop ANYTHING off of her it should have been her Winnie the Pooh tattoo!!! It pains me to see one of my favorite childhood icons tattoo'd onto the ass of some stupid, STD ridden, crack whore, reality t.v. show bimbo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peike View Post
    It seems a shame that Adonis-like Becks sports stubble and tattoos. We gave him a shave and wiped the tats
    Some of us *like* stubble and tattoos.... *pouts*

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