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    All these people were doing was camping. Maybe...

    All these people were doing was camping. Maybe they are fucking vegetarians.
    To insinuate this is some "hee hee" retribution is nauseating.
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    The reason why all food at the county fair is on...

    The reason why all food at the county fair is on sticks is because you need to move around. If you stand too still they will fry you.
  3. In my quest to be BEST MOTHER EVER , I have...

    In my quest to be BEST MOTHER EVER , I have actually mashed chicken and broccoli together and rolled them in breading and told my four year old they were Chicken Nuggets.
    SHe is so picky but I am...
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    A*O It is interesting you say that because one...

    A*O
    It is interesting you say that because one of my friends sister is is pregnant at 23 and everyone is lamenting " Oh her life is ooooover"
    Nah, you can't win.
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    I live in a very "liberal" part of Houston ( can...

    I live in a very "liberal" part of Houston ( can you believe it?! lol). The couples who live here are very stable and loving. One couple decided to take care of the one man's crack addict sister's...
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    If I get really sick can you all set up a fund so...

    If I get really sick can you all set up a fund so I can hunt pedophiles? Because THAT is my wish.

    I always put people first, but this is a little ridiculous.
  7. Ok let's say everyone in Hollywood and the...

    Ok let's say everyone in Hollywood and the Modelling industry are naturally skinny.
    However, why are they ONLY showing the naturally skinny people? Which are technically a SMALL percentage of...
  8. I screamed after my C-section. I believe it went...

    I screamed after my C-section.
    I believe it went " Would you guys get OUT of here Law and Order is on"

    Morphine is goooood
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    WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?! I have had a back...

    WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?!

    I have had a back injury and I need nice comfy shoes!
  10. While i think they are old fools, I seriously...

    While i think they are old fools, I seriously doubt that any of them are involved in the day to day child rearing enough to be tired.

    These are wealthy people with a team of nannies to keep them...
  11. msdebagain Oh and he is also black...

    msdebagain Oh and he is also black...
  12. Honey when I see her picture it breaks my heart...

    Honey when I see her picture it breaks my heart because I have a little girl her age.
    But it IS infuriating because I know that there are lots of poor and/or minority children who go missing every...
  13. Honey no you aren't There is a 5 year old black...

    Honey no you aren't
    There is a 5 year old black boy from Houston who had been abducted off of his bike and missing for MONTHS.

    Where is the international outcry for HIM?!

    Edited: Sorry...
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    hmmm...my four year old reads some simple words....

    hmmm...my four year old reads some simple words. I thought that was normal. I was reading at four too.
  15. ewww ewww ewwww I have an irrational fear of the...

    ewww ewww ewwww
    I have an irrational fear of the Loch Ness Monster...lol
  16. This story has bullshit written all over it. My...

    This story has bullshit written all over it.
    My friend worked for Reliant, the evil empire itself.
    A phone call to the company stating " Hey I am on oxygen and disability can we work things out"...
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    I have body dysmorphic disorder and a host of...

    I have body dysmorphic disorder and a host of other issues.

    I kinda admire her gonads. There are days It is really hard for me to leave the house.

    I kinda suspect she is some kind of human...
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    I admire the way she puts herself together...

    I admire the way she puts herself together because its obvious she is not a beautiful woman.
    But she is so contrived and phony I just can't get up the admiration.

    Why the hell IS she everywhere?...
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    I think that it's actually a sad commentary on...

    I think that it's actually a sad commentary on our cultures denial of aging.
    She just can't get over the fact that she's not young anymore. Fertility is a sign of youth. She has children now who...
  20. Get your POT-SICLES!!! Creative Enterprise in Texas

    Where was this guy last we...ummm...I mean drugs are bad 'mmmkay


    Cops: Ice Cream Truck Sold 'Pot-Sicles'

    AP VIDEO
    Ice Cream Truck Driver or Drug Dealer?
    Advertisement...
  21. Thread: Being "Fake"

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    Well, I am getting boobs and a tummy tuck so I...

    Well,
    I am getting boobs and a tummy tuck so I will just go and sit in the corner over here...lol.
    Oh and hair extensions...JAYSUS.
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    I said this before she is just beautiful. I want...

    I said this before she is just beautiful. I want to hug her...lol
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    I don't ever see me growing tired of babies. But...

    I don't ever see me growing tired of babies. But at that age I think I would prefer the ones I can give back.

    I plan on being a wild boozed-up grandma :)
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    I've had melanoma and I am not that bad. ...

    I've had melanoma and I am not that bad.
    Titanium Dioxide or any of the European sunblocks are fantastic.
  25. OOOOh he's a mushnik! ( Which is Megan-ese for a...

    OOOOh he's a mushnik! ( Which is Megan-ese for a teeny baby who I want to mush and kiss). He has a very "knowing" look to him!
    I wish her the best!
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