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    no..the ferret is suppose to run AWAY from her.
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    love the title!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PurpleHaze
    love the title!
    I know that could have meant any number of things. *laughs*
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    Next time he will getaway.... What is she wearing??? odd

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    I think the ferret's quite cute. Paris...not-so-cute.
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    Do ferrets actually need groomed?

    I just disturbed myself by reading my own post the perverted way.

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    Nothing says Paris like pulling a rodent out from under a trashcan, and then kissing it.
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    I hope that ferret gets shots after Paris kissed it. Wouldn't want it to get a disease!

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    I miss my ferrets. I don't buy that Paris really loves all her animals. They just seem like attention getting props.

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    Why does she have that puffy faced Renee Zellweger look? What do these celebrities do to their faces that makes them so puffy and WHY?

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    Bulimia.

    Oh, and my apologies to those who have ferrets, but they are gross little animals and they creep me out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch
    Bulimia.
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    Little ferret was afraid of the muu-muu & the smell of veneral disease.
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    Oh, and my apologies to those who have ferrets, but they are gross little animals and they creep me out.

    I know that the way they move and appear rodent-like can 'freak out' people who aren't used to them. Me, I think all animals are cute, even rodents (which ferrets are not) and reptiles. I often wonder, though, how anyone who likes babies and small children can find anything in the world gross compared to little humans who sit in their own shit and piss, eat their boogers, and drool all over the place. To me, that is grosser than anything I've seen any animal do, and I've seen dogs eat cat turds, lol!!
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