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Thread: The Dolphin perversion thread!

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    Thumbs up The Dolphin perversion thread!

    Ok we need a whole thread for any and all news and updates on any new findings regarding the horrific dolphin rape/perversion that has been going on.

    Why have the government or the media not warned us about this? They have known all along that people have been disappearing in the ocean, being raped and murdered by dolphins. And all the while we are told how they are such nice friendly intelligent things that just looooove people-yeah right-they love to fuck us to death any chance they get!

    Put your dolphin info/update/comments here..

    ..okay. Now we know people have been abducted and anally probed by aliens..so come now...which of you has been dolphin-raped? Somebody on this board has had to have undergone it.....?

    They should give an area by area breakdown of known or suspected dolphin assaults/rapes/suspected sexual abductions so we can know where the danger areas are-the public has a right to know!

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    I destroyed three lives at dinner today by repeating what I learned about dolphins in the other thread. Wails and moans over Flipper's dimnished and tarnished image could be heard for blocks. And, yes, we need this thread...
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    This thread was calling my name. Marking it so I don't miss a post!
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    I've only so far lurked in the other thread. So is this only for dolphin rape and other perversions or can I post something about humans trying to seduce dolphins? Apparently, there are people out there who want to have sex with dolphins in a non-threatening, consensual way. It has FAQs and everything.
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    ^So the dolphins are trying to take back the night?
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    ^So the dolphins are trying to take back the night?
    You know, that is probably what's going on. Humans are to blame and the dolphins are having enough of that. They've got to protest some way.
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    Dolphin Slutwalk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    I've only so far lurked in the other thread. So is this only for dolphin rape and other perversions or can I post something about humans trying to seduce dolphins? Apparently, there are people out there who want to have sex with dolphins in a non-threatening, consensual way. It has FAQs and everything.
    LMFAO no way!!!!!

    I'm having a bad morning and this thread cheered me up! (at least I don't have dolphin tendencies)
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    Dolphins are loving and yeah


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    I've heard that Republican sea urchins are insisting it was legitimate rape, so it doesn't count.
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    And humans rarely get pregnant from legitimate dolphin rape.
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    Thanks a lot for ruining my childhood memories of watching Flipper.

    All those times he was laughing that dolphin laugh it was probably because he had just raped some unsuspecting swimmer.
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    Warning: Dophin sexual acts can be seen in clips.

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    Hmm. To click or not to click.
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