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    By Grace Green

    MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

    "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

    "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

    The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

    "Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

    "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

    "But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

    "She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

    When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

    "The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

    "As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

    "I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

    Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

    "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
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    ok, is this story true? this sounds like some snopes.com shit!

    oh man, this dude is having Oedipus complex for the rest of his life!!!
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    The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.
    Holy shit.

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    Baaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!
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    Oh my god that made me laugh. Imagine the embarrassment?! I could just imagine it the other way around and getting racy with my Dad - Ickk!

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    If this is true, well...
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    Okay---my question---why the hell did they tell anyone, let alone talk to reporters about it?????? I would think one would want to keep their incestual, cheating cyber love a secret.

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    That was going to be my question.^ Why in the world would you ever tell anyone about this??

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    I think its made up. If ur gunna meet up with someone you atleast have to ask where they're from. And if its the same town you ask a bit more, they shudda worked t out that way!!
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    Yeah I peg this as totally fake. They don't mention about anyone going with them to meet each other, so it would just be them. If no one else knew about it, then how did the news find out? No one would tell anyone if this happened to them, not even their friends, so why would this guy go to the news? And there are no quotes from "mum" and "dad" just the guy. FAKE

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    How do you date on the internet?
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    Ewwww!!

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    As crazy as it sounds it's very possible. A year or so ago I remember reading this article about a man who was arrested for downloading child porn . The girl in that tape was his wife. Her dad sexually abused her

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    ^^^wait, I'm a little confused by that. He was downloading an old video of when his wife was a child?

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    Yes.

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