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    CBS 13) PATTERSON, Calif. A big brouhaha in Stanislaus County as a pageant winner in Patterson is stripped of his crown. Heather Hudgens reports it all started with apricots and a finger foul-up.

    It was another weekend of royalty in Patterson, and the parade queens were on their best behavior.

    I would never do it, its not queen worthy, said one of the queens.

    What she's talking about is what happened last month at the Apricot festival, when the newly-crowned Little Mr. Apricot, 4-year old Matthew Burgos, raised his middle finger to the crowd!

    At Mil's Cafe, now all the talk is what happened next, when Matthew was unceremoniously relieved of his crown. The reason - the unfortunate flip of the finger.

    Matthew's mom understands why the apricot board took Matthew's title, but wishes some townsfolk would just get over it.

    I think it is ridiculous, I mean hes four years old, she says.

    CBS 13 asked the Patterson Apricot Fiesta Board to comment, they would not, except to confirm the story. First runner-up Michael Montiel will now assume the role of Little Mr. Apricot. Matthew doesn't even know he's been stripped of the title. His mom and dad say he likely wouldn't understand, anyway

    http://cbs13.com/topstories/local_story_183194617.html
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    Default Re: Kiddie pageant winner flips off audience, loses crown

    What if some older kid told him it meant something else...and that he should do it during the festival instead of the usual pageant wave.
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    Default Re: Kiddie pageant winner flips off audience, loses crown

    And he won.....imagine what he would have done if he'd have lost!!!!

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    Default Re: Kiddie pageant winner flips off audience, loses crown

    wait... he?

    he?
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    Default Re: Kiddie pageant winner flips off audience, loses crown

    ^^His father probably told him to do it.

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    Default Re: Kiddie pageant winner flips off audience, loses crown

    Quote Originally Posted by suede
    wait... he?

    he?

    Little Mr. Apricot pageant

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    Default Re: Kiddie pageant winner flips off audience, loses crown

    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik
    Little Mr. Apricot pageant
    Oh dear GOD - they have pageants for boys???



    I guess he has some hope being that he gave everyone the finger...
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    This is too funny to me.
    First flipping off the crowd, sure he didnt understand it but its funny anyway.
    Second, Mr Little Apricot it just sounds funny.

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    Default Re: Kiddie pageant winner flips off audience, loses crown

    Quote Originally Posted by suede
    Oh dear GOD - they have pageants for boys???



    I guess he has some hope being that he gave everyone the finger...
    lol^^


    Remember when the pageant moms invaded the "AwfulPlasticSurgery" forum? One of the mother's pm'ed me that her son was in pageants and even sent a link about him and little boy pageant shows.

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    Default Re: Kiddie pageant winner flips off audience, loses crown

    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik
    lol^^


    Remember when the pageant moms invaded the "AwfulPlasticSurgery" forum? One of the mother's pm'ed me that her son was in pageants and even sent a link about him and little boy pageant shows.
    That's frightening - I'm a bit shocked.

    Mr. Apricot???
    Scary.
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    Default Re: Kiddie pageant winner flips off audience, loses crown

    Is there a Big Mr. Apricot pageant too? Is that an apricot in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

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    Default Re: Kiddie pageant winner flips off audience, loses crown

    ^^^^

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    Default Re: Kiddie pageant winner flips off audience, loses crown

    Mr. Shrivelled Prune pageant.
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    Default Re: Kiddie pageant winner flips off audience, loses crown

    Mr. Grape Smugglers pageant,usa.

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    Default Re: Kiddie pageant winner flips off audience, loses crown

    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy
    Is there a Big Mr. Apricot pageant too? Is that an apricot in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
    The loser becomes Mr. Apricot Pits.....not to be confused with Brad Pitts (he won last year).....

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