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Thread: Oops, Melanie Griffith not as big a slut as we think!

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    Wink Oops, Melanie Griffith not as big a slut as we think!

    Source: Janet Charlton

    Before Melanie Griffith hooked up with Don Johnson, she was married
    to Steven Bauer and had a son with him. ALLEGEDLY. That would
    make it fact, that all her children are from different fathers. But,
    Melanie is less of a slut than we think () because, looking
    at now 23 year old Alexander Bauer, I think it's safe to conclude
    her offspring is limited to 2, not 3 sperm sources: Alex looks A LOT
    like a young Don Johnson. Compare!

    Steven and Melanie when they were a pair:


    Steven Bauer solo:


    23 year old Alexander with his mom Melanie:


    Don Johnson in his younger days:




    Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith during the second time they hooked up, 1992:


    Don Johnson in 1996 with Alexander "Bauer" and Dakota Johnson:
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    Wow it's pretty obvious that DJ is the dad. But her first
    hubby was gorgeous. Mel sure looked ahelluva lot
    better with her natural sized lips.

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    He is definitely the son of Don, as much as James Hewitt is Prince Harry's father.
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    Wow, there's no mistaking his resemblance to Don Johnson. He has none of Steven Bauer's cuban looks AT ALL...

    But actually, Melanie was with Don Johnson before AND after Steven Bauer. She was married to him twice. And apparently they never really lost touch.

    From imdb:

    Spouse
    Antonio Banderas(14 May 1996 - present) 1 child
    Don Johnson(26 June 1989 - February 1996) (divorced) 1 child
    Steven Bauer(8 September 1981 - 1987) (divorced) 1 child
    Don Johnson(8 January 1976 - July 1976) (divorced)

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    so this guys going around thinking this guy (bauer) is his father and he's not

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    Shoot, all he has to do is look in the mirror.

    He looks a lot like Don and Melanie's daughter too.




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    Was Bauer in Scarface?

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    Yep, that's him..the guy who married Tony's sister.

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    holy crap, he's the spittin' image of don johnson!!!!

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    Okay, I'm red in the face now. I guess I could've known since
    Janet Charlton is more often wrong than right. But my excuse is
    that I didn't know Don Johnson had another kid with Patti D'arbanville,
    a son called Jesse.
    Somebody called Charlton out on this on her site. So, apparently the
    guy is NOT Bauer's son Alexander, but indeed Johnson's son Jesse,
    which would explain the resemblance, hehe.



    Now, we still gotta find a pic of that mysterious Alexander Bauer!

    Edit: yep, looking at this 1999 pic of Mel with Alexander Bauer, it
    definitely looks like Charlton jumped the gun again!
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    Haha, well that's a relief!!

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    Yeah, this makes sense now. No worries, HWBL, it happens to the best of us.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Hey, it was a juicy story while it lasted...

    Dumbass Janet Charlton! Do your research, Becky!

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    Well, it took her a day and a half, but Janet Charlton has finally
    added the most minimalist correction on her site, but no apology
    which I think would be the least she could offer to the people involved:

    Melanie Griffith turned up at Green Door for Prince's private performance with
    two of her kids- Dakota Johnson, 18, and Alexander Bauer, 23, pictured here.
    Alexander's father is Steven Bauer ("Scarface") but we think he looks a lot
    more like Dakota's dad Don Johnson. Hmmmm...

    Note: Thanks to eagle eyed readers, we have learned that this is in fact,
    Jesse Johnson, the son of Don Johnson and Patti D'Arbanville! Makes a lot
    more sense.


    Posted by Janet Charlton on April 11, 2008 6:19 PM
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    She is a jackass. I've always had a dislike for her.
    She needs to apologize more imo. Then shut upforever.

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