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    Default Jennifer Aniston: Rant Here!

    Feel free to use this thread to blather on endlessly about The One You Love to Hate. And remember: Context? What context?

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    think you can get nite over here??? she usually camps out on her threads.
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    umm ok, she has a massive chin... Oh I need to provide the context? I don't have one, I guess I'm just a poser hater.

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    She is so evil, she was hurt because she got cheated on... The bitch should die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I wonder if Nitelite can write a Chiniston essay so incredibly longwinded that it takes up a whole page of a thread.

    Challenge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by moomies View Post
    umm ok, she has a massive chin... Oh I need to provide the context? I don't have one, I guess I'm just a poser hater.
    Context? What context?

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    She's pointless and not a great actress but pretty harmless at the same time. I mean, would anyone want to be her?
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    Okay I am annoyed at JA because she brings all the Brangelina loonies out of the woodwork!

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    Poor Jennifer absolutely hates, loathes and detests that skanky whore Angilinna and her pimp heartless bastard Bradd AND SHE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO [duck and cover!]
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    She's too skinny and has a fake tan.

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    Closet coke addict too......from what I've heard.

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    But I thought coke was supposed to make you happy and excited. Maybe she should try another drug.

    Oh, and she smokes. I can't stand smoking. At least St. Angelina is not a smoker.

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    I like her, she seems like a cool chick. Great hair too, though anyone's could probably be that nice if they could afford professional stylists...

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    Jen just gets on my nerves cause she is so beautiful, talented..just too good you know? And just such a better actress than certain other less fortunate actresses. And Jen of course has such high moral standards she just makes it impossible for any of us mere mortals to compete. Gosh darn it she is just so annoying cause she is so damn near perfect in every way. Certainly none of the men in her life have been worthy of her and she is better of without them, and they in turn are better of with other, lesser women who can not hold a candle to the shining beacon of hope, love, charity, compassion, sensitivity, and intelligence that is Jen A.

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    She had massive amounts of sex with Brad Pitt.

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