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    If you've ever played with your rubber ducky while laying in the bathtub and thought to yourself, "This would be so much better if it had a dick." Well, then please get some psychiatric help. If the crazy doctor declares you a lost cause, then I guess it's okay for you to make your sick dreams come true by buying this Duck with a Dick. It's made of 100% FUCKERY. I've seen it all!
    And don't even think of getting me this sucio shit for International Dumb Whore Day (aka my birthday). Well, unless it comes in hot pink. Blue doesn't go with my no-no. I need to stop. Not everything is better with a dick on it. No, I didn't just type that last sentence. Maybe I'm the one who needs psychiatric help.

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    How do idiots come up with this crap? And why didn't I think of it first?
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    Its a variation on the I Rub My Duckie vibes I saw a few years ago in an adult shop in York.

    I Rub My Duckie- Buy Jewellery

    Winner of this year's Sex Toy of the Year award and Cosmopolitan Sex Toy of the Month, the 'I Rub My Duckie' range is a must have.

    Totally waterproof, turn the Duckie on by simply squeezing its back and it becomes a fantastic clitoral stimulator. With a powerful and low frequency vibration, I rub my duckie' is also ideal as a general purpose massager.


    I Rub My Duckie

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    I Rub My DuckieŽ was the original Rubber Duckie that started a revolution in waterproof, personal massagers. With its innocent eyes and traditional rubber duck body, I Rub My Duckie is the most discreet massager/vibrator available. A strong, but quiet motor feeds the incredible vibrations in its head and tail. Just press down on its back and relax as powerful waves of vibration sooth away the stresses and tensions of daily life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    If you've ever played with your rubber ducky while laying in the bathtub and thought to yourself, "This would be so much better if it had a dick."
    All the time!
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    Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!
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    it's cute.
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    It isn't very big, oh wait a minute, its just a stimulator lol.

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    Damn, ducky's hung, there.

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    I don't like that. It's creepy.

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    I guess it's just taking the saying 'go fuck a duck' to a literal thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    I guess it's just taking the saying 'go fuck a duck' to a literal thing.
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