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    I found this on IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Jessica Simpson is Straight to DVD


    Looks like Jessica was copied and pasted to save $$$.

    At least I give kudos to Papa Perv to have enough insight to know that this movie would be a stinker.




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    ^^ Pfft. It's probably not even her body in the movie promo either.

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    ^^ It's not. They used another person's body (ya, one with an ass!).

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    So $5 says her other movie, Major Movie Star also goes direct to DVD--any takers?

    No????

    *crestfallen*

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    I dunno.. it sounds kind of craptastic, Beeoytch. Vivica A Fox? Steve Guttenberg (YIKES!)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    I love this idea. I'm thinking Chicken of the Sea salad. She was going to stink up the theater anyways, why not add some aesthetic touches to it?

    We'll have headlines across the nation "Simpson's latest effort stinks of fish in Texas cinemas"
    I was thinking chocolate pudding and pictures and Nick and Vanessa naked, maybe.

    Although if we gave her headlines people might actually go see it... any publicity is good publicity!
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    You're right. If they show it here on campus, I'm going to transfer out of state.

    I'm all about supporting my Texas celebrities, but JLH is embarassing enough, I don't need Jessica Simpson too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    Dont know what this girl can do career-wise?

    I think she'd make a fabulous car show model. Or maybe
    a boat show model.
    lol That's funny. She would be a perfect car show model.

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    more bad news...

    Papa Joe Productions?!!





    I had no idea Papa Joe actually named his production company Papa Joe Productions. Barf. More like Pimp Joe Productions. Anyway, Jessica Simpson already has one movie headed straight to dvd, although the production company claims it will be released in Texas. She may have yet another. MSNBC reports that "Major Movie Star" will most likely hit DVD shelves instead of theaters, because Papa Joe can't get his shit together.
    This moron apparently entered into the Sundance Film Festival. It's called Sundance not SunDUNCE. His production company is also failing and they had to use old photoshoots Jessica had done for the posters for both Major Movie Star and Blonde Ambition.

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    Her pimp of a father has killed her career. He's done so much damage to her reputation that at this point I don't even think it would be possible for her to make a comeback- even if she did drop him and get someone who actually knows what they're doing.

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    Jessica Simpson's Movie Made Just $384 on Friday!!!

    This is quite possibly the biggest bomb of the year!

    Jessica Simpson's new film, Blonde Ambition, should have gone direct to DVD. Instead, the stinker got a "vanity run" in 8 theaters in Texas.

    Well, as we all know, the people in Texas hate Jessica Simpson these days, and not even fellow Texan Luke Wilson could draw people to the theaters!

    Blonde Ambition averaged an embarrassing $48 per screen on Friday for a total box office of $384. Based on an $8 ticket price, that means that 6 people paid to see the movie at each of those theatres, and only 48 people went to see the movie!

    That's amazing!

    Has any other movie ever performed worse than that??????

    Jessica's "star vehicle" will gross just $1,190 this weekend or $149 per location.

    Blonde Ambition will be released on DVD in January.

    Simpson's next movie, Major Movie Star, is expected to go straight to DVD too.

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    All I can do is laugh. Silly prathetic bitch, take your ugly perverted father and your plastic sister home with you and never come out again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRAZY 'N' NUTS View Post
    All I can do is laugh. Silly prathetic bitch, take your ugly perverted father and your plastic sister home with you and never come out again.
    You read my mind. She hasn't yet realized that she's not cute. She makes me want to barf whenever I see her hamming it up for the cameras. I shouldn't be so happy that she bombed at the theater.

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    Under $400 for opening day, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
    Just hilarious. Now if Tom could get those
    kind of numbers, maybe he'd go away too.

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