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    Fans Offered Jessica Simpson Masks at Dallas Games



    If one Jessica Simpson may have distracted Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, imagine what a stadium full of them could do.

    The Web site Ruin Romo is wants to find out. It urges fans of other NFL teams to download a Simpson mask to wear at Romo's games Saturday at Carolina and the following week at Washington.

    "Help your team to victory by letting Tony Romo know the love of his life is in the stands!!!" it instructs. "Celebrate after your team wins! Spread the word to everyone you know!!"

    Simpson, 27, who watched last Sunday's game from a luxury box in a pink No. 9 jersey, was blamed for boyfriend Romo's poor play and his team's loss to Philadelphia.

    Cowboys fans and his teammate Terrell Owens have accused her of being a bad luck charm, though Owens apologized for his remarks, saying he was kidding.

    Fans Offered Jessica Simpson Masks at Dallas Games - Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo : People.com

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    The lovely Jessica reminds me of a classic rock song

    [YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=R20f-TPKjzc[/YOUTUBE]

    or even this one

    [YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=yosCYE4vwlY[/YOUTUBE]
    Last edited by AgentOrange; December 22nd, 2007 at 02:35 AM.

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    I REALLY want there to be a sea of Jessica masks in the stadium at the next games.

    Really really really really badly.

    I dont even remember why I hate Jessica Simpson with such a passion but DAMN it would make my day to see a ton of Jessica masks mocking her at the game.

    Its brilliant.

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    I kinda feel sorry for this Jessica turd, but hearing about her playing up to the cameras makes me hate her even more. How funny would it be if people did wear the masks, I would love to be there so I could see her stupid face expression.

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    ^^^I want to see the look on Romo's face if a stadium full of people start wearing Jessica's masks. And T.O.'s head would probably explode because he'd be so pissed.

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    I REALLY want to be there. I hope they catch it on film. She's an egghead. I can't stand the way she plays up to the camera. I bet her reaction to the masks will be PRICELESS.

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    Default 'Yellow Rose of Texas' or 'Jessibel'

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    I was watching the Cowboys/Panthers game on Saturday, and even though Jessica wasn't there that's all the announcers kept talking about. How's Jessica feeling? Is Jessica a distraction? And on and on...

    First, Beyonce pollutes football games with her shitty commercials, and now Jessica's becoming bigger than the game. What's next? Britney becoming NFL Commissioner?

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    ^ Britney would be the running back. Just put the ball in her hand, tie a bag of Cheetos to a stick, lure her to the other end, and TOUCHDOWN! Of course no one would tackle her, because they'd all be afraid of getting her stank on themselves.

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    On the Redskins Report...George Michael (sportscaster), Sonny Jerguson (former Redskins qback), Michal Wilbon (sportswriter) and John Riggins (former Redskins rback) were discussing the recent Cowboys/Panthers game. They all had eggnog cookies and were feeling mighty fine. Well George asked the other guys what they thought about Jessica Simpson and Romo and Riggins said:

    "Jessica Simpson's got man-face. Give her a leather jacket, boots, and a hat and you're scared of her. That's the kind of night you go for three horseback rides." And then he made the horse riding motion. The other guys cracked up. My mouth dropped, then I chuckled. Sooooo...bad...funny...but bad.
    ...feed me now!

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    her being at that game, acting like she was so interested in it, was just a foolish mistake. She doesnt know shit about sports, but was up in the booth acting like the concerned wife. and half the time, she knew she was on camera, and played it up. dumbass.
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    ^I'm sick of the was she hams it up for the camera. She went for herself, not for him.

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    Didn't see any masks. Saw a few blond wigs, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    ^ Britney would be the running back. Just put the ball in her hand, tie a bag of Cheetos to a stick, lure her to the other end, and TOUCHDOWN! Of course no one would tackle her, because they'd all be afraid of getting her stank on themselves.
    Well, Britney's almost built like a brick shithouse now, so she could probably be a first-round draft pick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Well, Britney's almost built like a brick shithouse now, so she could probably be a first-round draft pick.
    If that's the case, then my team is screwed...once again.

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