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    Just saying..........





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    Quote Originally Posted by huntsy_2000 View Post
    It makes my head hurt. If she is Tom's then why the bullshit with the pillow and him giving up custody so easily.
    Suri needs to team with Paris Jackson and do a reality show, I need the dirt lol
    10 years from now, I want to see a reality show starring Suri, Paris Jackson, and Harper Beckham. Bonus points if villains are cast as Willow Smith and Denise Richards' spawn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zzzz_what View Post
    10 years from now, I want to see a reality show starring Suri, Paris Jackson, and Harper Beckham. Bonus points if villains are cast as Willow Smith and Denise Richards' spawn.
    Ha ha that would be awesome. Also if they let them get drunk and they spilled everything about their parents.

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    Might as well throw a couple Potato Heads in there and a Hilton or 2 if we're going for the full story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    Found this old article from Fox News that is pretty interesting:
    Katie Holmes' Missing Days

    Published June 21, 2005
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    The newly engaged Katie Holmes still has some explaining to do to her friends and family.
    There were 16 days in April during which no one seems to know where she was.
    Holmes made a public appearance on April 4 at the premiere of "Steel Magnolias" on Broadway.
    She came with her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, and a couple of other friends. They were there to support Rebecca Gayheart, who was making her Broadway debut.
    I know this because I spoke to Holmes at length during the play's intermission. She said she had just moved into her New York apartment and was looking forward to seeing the city.
    I also know that on April 4, she had not yet made the acquaintance of Tom Cruise. She briefly dated Josh Hartnett after breaking up with actor Chris Klein.
    Hartnett, Klein, Cruise: Which of these three is not like the others?
    Klein and Hartnett are young and tall. Cruise is middle-aged and height-challenged.
    On the other hand, he's the biggest movie star in the world. They are not.
    Holmes was busy during that first week in April. On April 7, she was photographed at the Fragrance Foundation's FiFi event.
    Four days later, Holmes was still in New York and was photographed at VH1's "Save the Music" concert. She still had not met Cruise.
    Sometime that week, her friends say, she flew to Los Angeles for a meeting with Cruise about a role in "Mission: Impossible 3." The meeting took place after April 11.
    The next time anyone heard from Holmes was on April 27, when she appeared in public as Cruise's girlfriend and love of his life.
    Where was she during those 16 days?
    Somewhere during that time, she decided to fire both her manager and agent, each of whom she had been with for years and who were devoted to her.
    The manager, John Carrabino, also handles Renée Zellweger and is beloved by his clients.
    Holmes also acquired a new best friend, Jessica Feshbach, the daughter of Joe Feshbach, a controversial Palo Alto, Calif., bond trader.
    The Feshbach family, according to published documents, has donated millions to the Church of Scientology. Jessica's aunt even runs a Scientology center in Florida.
    According to Richard Behar's now famous 1991 story in Time magazine about Scientology, the Feshbachs were the subject of congressional hearings in 1989.
    Behar wrote: "The heads of several companies claimed that Feshbach operatives have spread false information to government agencies and posed in various guises — such as a Securities and Exchange Commission official — in an effort to discredit the companies and drive the stocks down.
    "Michael Russell, who ran a chain of business journals, testified that a Feshbach employee called his bankers and interfered with his loans. Sometimes the Feshbachs send private detectives to dig up dirt on firms, which is then shared with business reporters, brokers and fund managers."
    The risk-taking Feshbachs, known the world over for making their fortune "shorting" stocks, and the level-headed, conservative Holmeses would be a difficult mix at a dinner table.
    Katie's father, Martin Holmes, is the senior partner in a large and respected Toledo, Ohio, law firm. His son, Martin Jr., has recently joined the firm. He's a Harvard graduate. Katie's mom, Kathy, is frequently cited in Toledo for her charity work.
    There is some fear among Holmes' close circle that her instant romance with Cruise is not as organic as portrayed.
    For one thing, Holmes was raised a strict Catholic. Also, gone from the picture are two close Holmes friends who used to be with her when she did publicity for a film.
    One of these is Meghann Birie, a childhood friend who has suddenly disappeared from Holmes' world. Another, a local TV producer here in New York, was too afraid to discuss the situation with me.
    We know that Cruise auditioned several actresses for this role before settling on Holmes. This column reported a story about Jennifer Garner. There have been published stories about Kate Bosworth, Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba being approached.
    A newer one involves Scarlett Johansson, who ran for her life when presented with a fait accompli dinner at the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Hollywood.
    And history has been rewritten since the April 27 unveiling.
    Curiously, since the Cruise-Holmes situation popped up, we have heard over and over again that Cruise was the young actress' idol when she was growing up.
    That's certainly interesting because all of the publicity that used to run on Holmes — still found all over the Internet — lists another Tom as her favorite actor.
    That would be Tom Hanks.
    OOh! I love a good mystery. I guess she was getting The Scientology Express Special.

    I am dizzy from seeing so many side by side Who's Suri's Dad pictures---I'm not sick of seeing them, I just can't decide who she looks like. Every time I see a new example of who she looks like, it looks more convincing than the last.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    OOh! I love a good mystery. I guess she was getting The Scientology Express Special.

    I am dizzy from seeing so many side by side Who's Suri's Dad pictures---I'm not sick of seeing them, I just can't decide who she looks like. Every time I see a new example of who she looks like, it looks more convincing than the last.

    I think she was getting turkey basted somewhere with her legs up and in silence!
    tinfoil hats for everyone!

    wait, suris bday is in April? That makes her getting knocked up in June, that would be about right. If she was born two months earlier that is plausible too. SHe was off getting IVFed in that first week.. See I think that seals the new beard in, getting knocked up right at first!
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    So Tiny Tommy and his equally tiny brigade of loons were chasing Katie around with a turkey baster while she thought she was getting to read for MI?
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    ^ IMO I think so, I really think that sealed the deal! She had an infatuation and they came in and swooped her off her feet. I bet she didnt know he was not totally straight until after they married.
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    I can't be the only one that sees it
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    Quote Originally Posted by nancydrew View Post


    I can't be the only one that sees it
    That is fucking awesome!
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    lmfao hah hah

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    dont forget the hats
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    I am dizzy from seeing so many side by side Who's Suri's Dad pictures---I'm not sick of seeing them, I just can't decide who she looks like. Every time I see a new example of who she looks like, it looks more convincing than the last.
    LOL, I know. Someone could probably find pictures that make it look like Johnny Weir is the father.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravenna View Post
    LOL, I know. Someone could probably find pictures that make it look like Johnny Weir is the father.
    Well, you know, maybe Johnny Weir is more of a possibility than Tom at this point. I don't even know.....
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