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    Default Jennifer Love Hewitt has lost her shit

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    Like any spinster worth her weight in crazy, Jennifer Love Hewitt celebrated her 30th birthday Saturday by dressing up like Audrey Hepburn and going to Tiffany's. So, wait, senility kicks in at 30? Christ, I might as well drown myself in the bathtub. Or go to McDonald's dressed as Humphrey Bogart. Either one.
    Looks more like Breakfast At Starbuck's judging by the coffee and role. To be fair to Ms Golightly it might not be the trauma of turning 30. Oscar night can be stressful, especially if you're not nominated or invited. I would love to have seen the look on the barista's face when JLH showed up to place her order.

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    They'll have a barista at Tiffanys?
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    She's only 30????

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    Are we sure that isn't an old photo? She did play Audrey in a made-for-tv bio piece awhile back.

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    I wonder if Love-Hewitt is like the other dummies who see the film, but never read the book, and don't know Holly's a hooker. A cute one, but a hooker.


    the coffee and roll are lifted from the movie. Holly pulls them from a paper bag at the beginning. going to all this trouble suggests seriously needed therapy for Love-Hewitt



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    Uh weird dressing and Starbucks in hand, haven't we seen this all before?
    Maybe she saw the paps waiting outside her home and wanted to grab some attention.
    Off topic, why do lots of celebtards like JLove and Duff drive that awful Mercedes jeep like they're going safari'ing in Beverly Hills.

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    Ever since she made that stupid made for TV biopic she convinced herself she's Audrey Hepburn 2.0.

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    No, its not an old photo---unfortunately.

    How fucking desperate is this delusional shit head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quazar View Post
    She's only 30????
    That was my first thought, too

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    I think she looks pretty. Better than her usual picnic blanket looking coats.

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    She's definitely losing it! I thought this was a still from that tv movie lol

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    Oy with the tiara even.

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    How is she 30?
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    30? Damn, I feel good.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Pippin69 View Post
    How is she 30?
    My guess would be she was born 30 years ago............
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