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    I don't think I can call Tori Spelling "Tori the Hutt" anymore since lost a lot of chunk. Now she kind of looks like an elderly praying mantis doing a terrible Carol Channing impersonation. She's still fug, though. Fug light!
    When the new 90210 was announced, I was seriously all about it. Mostly because Brenda Walsh was one of the first bitches in my life who taught me how to really hate with all your heart and soul. After watching every episode, I just don't know.... I'm trying soooo hard to love it like the old shit, but the only time I'm not pitching my berries to stay awake is when Brenda and Kelly are in a scene together. I get off on that shit because I know how much they fucking hate each other in real life. Shannen just wants to take Jennie's hair, braid it into pigtails, kick her on all fours and ride her into traffic. I can see the look in her eyes. But Brenda's run is coming to an end. And what's even worse is that the producers want to bring Donna Martin back. AHHH!
    Michael Ausiello claims Tori is in final talks to do several episodes. The deal will probably be complete today. Tori reportedly didn't want to come back sooner, because she was afraid of working with Shannen. That's right. Shannen would fuck that bitch up for talking shit on her in Tori's book. Although, that might be a good thing for Tori since Shannen could probably beat some pretty into her fug face.
    If Donna Martin comes back and Brenda Walsh stays away, I just don't know how much longer I can watch this mess. That annoying bitch Annie is just begging to get slapped in the teeth.

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    Man, that face is quite unfortunate looking.
    Rock the fuck on!

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    I almost think some people look better with weight on them.

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    Some people are fugly no matter what they weigh.
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    Sweet Jesus that's a BAD picture....but I'm glad that she'll be back
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    Can we bring back Ray Pruitt and re-enact the stairs episode??? Pretty please
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    Is that show even holding its own in the ratings? I watched it once and thought it was stupid. She's no doubt going back just to get a pay check. I gotta say, she definately works unlike her husband.

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    ^Oh, he works. When Tori gets him jobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by happy8 View Post
    I gotta say, she definately works unlike her husband.
    I would say having to bang her is work. It probably takes him weeks to recover from the horror.

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    Good God, she is fug!

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    It isn't just her looks. Tori was the worst actor on the original.

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    Until I saw that picture I didn't realize that 1) how ugly Tori is, and 2) how much she looks like a co-worker of mine. Except the co-worker has long, black curly hair, but is just as annoying.

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    Oh wow, God DOES answer prayers, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    She looks like.....
    "The most important question in all of human kind is..... would you hit it or not?" ~potato_chips

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    ...and when she's at work and he gets to missing her all he has to do is look at his arm...obviously she's blown through her inheritance.

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