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    Default Salma Hayek is half lesbian... I mean... half Lebanese

    Salma Hayek Is Half Lesbian...I Mean...Half Lebanese




    Salma Hayek and her glorious chichis went on Britain's "This Morning" show today to talk about her campaign with UNICEF and Pampers (I love the way she says "Pampers") to eradicate tetanus, when the lezzie cat was almost let out of the toobelt.
    On live television, Salma said she was half Lebanese. One of the show's hosts,Eamonn Holmes, had trouble hearing what she said and asked, "You're a lesbian?" Salma laughed it off and slowly said she was LEBANESE. Eamonn ended things by saying, "Oh sorry, I thought you were half lesbian. Forgive me."
    I see what Eamonn was doing there. He was trying to catch Salma pussy handed! Eamonn, next time Salma says she's half Lebanese. Don't ask her if she's half lesbian. Just shout, "You like to chow on the pussy?!" Gayelles respond better to bluntness.
    Source: Daily Mail


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    And somewhere Penelope Cruz was texting her for that booty call afterward. HAHAHA

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    If she is, that's hot.

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    It reminds me when my friend said 'I'm a lesbian but I like guys' and she was not joking.

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    Damn, I thought I had a chance for a second.

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    Lol. Oh god, trust Eamonn to say that.

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    I hear Danny Thomas is a lesbian too.

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    Tony Shaloub is a lesbian as well



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    I once met a guy who is a Lesbian.

    Seriously. His family are from Lesbos. He is literally a Lesbian. And yes - the comic potential kept me immaturely amused for the duration of the party we were at.

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    If I were a guy I would be a lesbian...wait...If I were a guy I would be gay...I think..

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    Quote Originally Posted by katerpillar View Post
    I once met a guy who is a Lesbian.

    Seriously. His family are from Lesbos. He is literally a Lesbian. And yes - the comic potential kept me immaturely amused for the duration of the party we were at.
    I read where they were trying to sue to keep people from using that word to describe gay women because they are the real lesbians. LOL

    Come on everyone knows Salma and Penelope are an item. Give me a break the babies father sperminated and ran and Salma didn't even do a studder step.. all preplanned.

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    One of our Ministers was on a foreign trip. Someone asked him where he's from and he said "I'm a Lesbian". The other guy was like "huh?"

    GaPeach, it's true, a bunch of morons did try to sue but everyone else pretty much laughed at them. The island doesn't want to alienate all the lesbians who vacation there each year. And it is a moronic thing. I'm more offended about the fact that the French refer to anal sex as "the Greek way".

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    ^^^
    lol that always makes me giggle. sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    And somewhere Penelope Cruz was texting her for that booty call afterward. HAHAHA
    Touchdown!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanna View Post
    One of our Ministers was on a foreign trip. Someone asked him where he's from and he said "I'm a Lesbian". The other guy was like "huh?"

    GaPeach, it's true, a bunch of morons did try to sue but everyone else pretty much laughed at them. The island doesn't want to alienate all the lesbians who vacation there each year. And it is a moronic thing. I'm more offended about the fact that the French refer to anal sex as "the Greek way".

    They do. They also think all Britons are gay, Italian women are bombshells who morph into big, fat ugly mamas once they settle down, German people are robot-like...
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