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    Exclamation Oh noes! Scientologists got to Pink

    Tommy Girl's Newest Recruit?




    Is there a new celebrity member of the alien army?! Star Magazine (via SFGate) reports that thanks to Juliette Lewis, Pink may be dipping her butchie toes into Tommy Girl's crazy pool. Juliette introduced Pink to Scientology because she felt it might help her deal with the depression from her marriage ending.
    A source said, "Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved."
    If Pink is blue because of her heart being broken and all, why doesn't she deal with it the way most of us deal with it? Watch a lot of porn, eat a lot of shit food and get yourself a Tickle-Me-Elmo. Those things always make me laugh. I mean, he giggles when you touch him in the belly! What's better than that?
    Tommy Girl's caca slide is probably salivating at the thought of Pink joining his crew. John Travolta just doesn't know how to work a strap-on. It keeps slipping out, ruining the moment. Tommy Girl knows that Pink can bust a hole with her strap-on skills. And Pink isn't allergic to ASS DUST!


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    No!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's vulnerable; her relationship and then the bil's death. Scientology is a bunch of parasites.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

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    Wait wait wait wait. Juliette Lewis is a Scientologist?! I didn't know that! Or perhaps I did and forgot. Either way - gah!

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    Well I was rooting for her and Cary to get back together... but if she's been tainted by the Co$ Kool-aid, then it's best she stay away from that fine piece....

    Katerpillar... Juliette has been one for a long time now! Scary!

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    Noooooo!!!!! I love Pink, and hope she doesn't go that route!

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    Run Pink Run

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    I'm sure this is BS. I don't think she'd be that stupid. I bloody hope not anyway.

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    nooooooooooooo!

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    aw crap nooooo. There's only one crazy bitched attitude singer I really love and that's Pink. I don't think I could cope with her belonging to Tommy Girl's cult

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    Go ahead and drink the Kool-Aid dumbass, I'll watch Cary for you.
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    I call BS! Depressed, sad, whatever.. Pink isn't their type, it would take a few gallons of Kool-Aid, and a few more crazed CO$ folks to turn her...


    I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark

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    I can see Pink infiltrating them and then writing a song about the goings on in the centers and making one kick ass video about Zenu.

    I cannot see Pink selling her soul or giving away large sums of her hard earned money.

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    hmm...she's always been rumored to be closeted...

    what is it about CO$ that all the closeted flock to it????



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    Not a big surprise if it's true: she and Lisa Marie Presley-Lockwood
    are bestest buddies.
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    ***** celeb

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSDiva View Post
    I call BS! Depressed, sad, whatever.. Pink isn't their type, it would take a few gallons of Kool-Aid, and a few more crazed CO$ folks to turn her...
    Yeah. I can imagine her finding some of the crazy stuff Scientologists do and think, hilarious. I'd be shocked if she fell for that crap, I really would.

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