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    Default Top Chef Marcel Vigneron busted for DUI

    Wednesday, August 27th 2008
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    Marcel Vigneron, the runner-up of Top Chef 2, was busted in Laguna Beach this past Saturday on suspicion of drunken driving. The foam lover was originally stopped for speeding, but the officer quickly realized bitch was wasted. He was arrested and later released on $2,500 bail.

    Even though he spent most of Saturday morning in jail, Marcel still managed to show up to the Pageant of the Masters later that night. Drop and reload!

    I have a serious question. How in the hell does Marcel keep his hair like that at all times? It always looks like he just got a shot of electricity in his penis hole. When he sticks his head underwater, his hair probably doesn't even get wet. He comes out looking just like that. His hair is filled with FOAM!

    And since we're talking about Top Chef 2, does anybody have any naked pictures of Sam Talbot? It doesn't hurt to ask.

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    oh that arrogant bastard!!


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    Yeah I remember he was such a tool on that show. Doesn't surprise me he drives drunk, although now I really dislike him. Bastard.
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    WOLVERINE!!


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    I love Marcel! Still shouldn't be driving drunk though!

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    He probably got drunk on some weird foamy "molecular gastronomy" concoction. Actually, it would totally crack me up if he'd been drunk on Schlitz and Colt 45.

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    I like to think he got drunk on his foams. I thought he should have won Season 2!

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    Anyone should have won instead of Ilan, the rooster-headed prick. Actually, I liked Cliff the best, but he got kicked off for shaving Marcel's head.
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    Oh god, I couldn't stand him... he just annoyed me about as much as any contestant on a reality show ever has. And it annoyed me that his most avid fan, Hung, won the 3rd series - I only disliked Hung cause he idolised Marcel.

    Wankers.
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    and this dude is.... any one any one???



    (do I take it that "top Chef" is like "top Model" except they actually eat the food and don't barf afterwards?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    and this dude is.... any one any one???



    (do I take it that "top Chef" is like "top Model" except they actually eat the food and don't barf afterwards?)
    Your take is correct.

    Sad, perhaps. But I love cooking shows... I can watch the Food channel all weekend... except for Jamie Oliver I find it entertaining.

    Combine a food show with my other great TV passion, namely shows were someone gets voted off the island and I'm happy as can be.

    Great show.
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    Thanks Miss Venus!
    I like cooking shows too, maybe we'll get this.... it might be more entertaining than NTM.
    I saw something like this called Celebrity Master Chef where celebs cooked... that was quite good.
    (and I used to like Jamie and even bought his first book, but I now think that he needs to extend his vocab... v annoying!)
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