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    Brit Brit Spears is boarding the Cheeto plane bound for Kentwood, LA this afternoon! UsWeekly reports that Brit is going back home to help Jamie Lynn give birth and she could stay for at least a month. When asked for comment, SPF and JJ replied, "GOOD MITTENS!"
    Yesterday in court, The Commish postponed a July 31st conservatorship hearing because Brit will be on vacay and not available for meetings. They can't do the meetings without her ass? She just sits there, blows bubbles in her Frapp and writes "Mrs. Brit Brit Jean Pitt" over and over again. I'm sure her presence is not needed.
    The Commish also granted permission for Daddy Spears to sell her Studio City house. WAIT! Is this the community where Ed McMahon lives?! His realtor bitch said they had trouble selling his house because Brit Brit brings all the paps with her and potential buyers don't like that shit. Hooray! Now Pepaw can sell his crib and be out of the red.....hopefully.
    The hospital where Jamie Lynn gives birth better put some cameras in the delivery room. You know Brit Brit is going to bust in on an ATV and snatch the baby! Naw, old Brit would have done that. New Brit will just look at Jamie and the baby and say, "Dang! Thet baba is homely jest like yo ass! OK! Magazine won't even give you halfa bag of pawk rinds fo pitchers of that oogly monster! Blimey!"

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    "I's on mah way to pick up mah baby girl, y'all!"

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    Is Jamie having a girl? If so I say she'll be whored at from birth. I'm sure Granny Lynne already is in talks for a Reality Show for her.

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    LOL great picture.

    Have nothing bad to say. I really think Britney's doing well, especially compared to this time last year.

    Hope the birth goes smoothly for JL.
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    Is Brit going to help with the tummy tuck, too?

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    It's not like there's a ton of hospitals in that area. Wonder if the birth will be in Mississippi in Macomb or will they go to 7Th Ward in nearby Hammond?

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    ^^

    Didn't you hear? Shitney's gonna deliver the kid herself, at home in the kitchen sink. I can see her now, dipping the newborn in that big pot of boiling water while Jamie Lynn cries because Casey went out for cigarettes and never came back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    ^^

    Didn't you hear? Shitney's gonna deliver the kid herself, at home in the kitchen sink. I can see her now, dipping the newborn in that big pot of boiling water while Jamie Lynn cries because Casey went out for cigarettes and never came back.
    I'm telling you - there is a reality show here. Where's Ryan Seacrest?

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    and I bet Tila will buy the placenta & then feed it to someone in an effort to weed out the freak who really loves her...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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