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    Saucy Kate Beckinsale says her best asset is so private she can’t name it out loud or show it in public.

    The Brit actress, 34, made the cryptic comment by saying: “Mmmm. My best feature is unfortunately a private matter… I’m told it’s spectacular.

    “But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. But what can I say?”

    Beckinsale paid herself the cheeky compliment during an interview with US beauty magazine, Allure. The actress, who appears on the front cover of the March issue, also refers to her nether regions as “Pharaoh’s tomb.”

    Complaining she was called a “slut” when she split from Brit actor Michael Sheen to begin her romance with director husband Len Wisemen, she says: “Boyfriends? In my life I have had three. Three.

    “Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s tomb.”


    Kate Beckinsale refers to her private parts as “Pharaoh’s tomb” | Showbiz Gossip, Showbiz News, Entertainment News - Showbiz Spy

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    Um, the Pharaoh's tomb? Is it cursed and full of sand?
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    WTF is she talking about? Is she high?
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thalia View Post
    Um, the Pharaoh's tomb? Is it cursed and full of sand?
    I think that it might be full of crabs

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    I read this article in Allure, and all I could think was "Wow, what an asshole"



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    Quote Originally Posted by Thalia View Post
    Um, the Pharaoh's tomb? Is it cursed and full of sand?
    i assumed she meant it was dusty and stale?

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    Hey Kate, think outside the box.

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    I think she's referring to her ass. in which case: Kate has a great ass. Big surprise.
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    No, she's talking about her pussy.
    I thought that was obvious.

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    Uh then why even mention the 'ol cooter then?

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    Hmm, I thought she mentioned both. Oh well. I'm not going to further try to decode female innuendo where there are Hugh Jackman photos elsewhere
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    Quote Originally Posted by B.C. View Post
    Hey Kate, think outside the box.
    hahhahaahaaa

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    Well, men constantly brag about their magnificent penises, so what's good for the gander is good for the goose.

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    The Pharoah's Tomb? WTF?!!! Ewww.

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    I read this article in Allure, and all I could think was "Wow, what an asshole"
    Now I don't think that was the part of her anatomy she was referring to. You're gettin' warm though!


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