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    Default Jennifer Lopez checks in for Skeletor birth

    The JLo Is In




    Page Six reports that JLo's custom hospital suite at North Shore University Hospital on Long Island is finally occupied! The suite has been sitting there empty for the past two weeks. JLo has apparently checked in and is ready to get the job done. Is she having a c-section? If Xtina's too good to push, I'm guessing JLo is waaaaaaay too good to push. JLo's just going to waltz in, have them light all her white candles, turn on her stories, snack on Bugles and tell them to let her know when they are done.

    But don't interrupt her during her show! Only tell her during commercial and if the baby's are crying, make sure they keep it down until commercial break! The JLo must not be disturbed.
    She's finally having her babies. I've been keeping myself awake at night just thinking of all the possibilities for their names. JLo better not let me down.

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    Yawn. Next celebutard pregnancy in 5, 4, 3, 2...

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    Good gawd. Does Mark A. eat at all?? I couldn't be with a man who weighed less than me.
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    If she's having twins, she's having a c-section for sure.

    Good luck to her, though... I hope the kids look like her, too.

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    I think he looks like an anorexic John Mayer.

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    ^^excellent description



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    Quote Originally Posted by SpookyGirl View Post
    Good luck to her, though... I hope the kids look like her, too.

    Her kids will need PS to look like her.

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    Definately a c-suction kind of gal.

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    Finally, now her "I'm so special, I'm pregnant" attitude can stop. Now we just have to suffer through a round of "Look my babies are so cute" and then "It's been so hard to get all my baby weight off" garbage. Blah Blah Blah, same story, different celebucrap face.

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    *sigh*

    Who the hell gives a shit? Besides these two I am saying??

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    *sigh*

    Who the hell gives a shit? Besides these two I am saying??

    J-Tards.

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    I'm just salivating at the thought of the ridiculous names she's going to inflict on these poor babies. Hope the birth goes well
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    can't wait to see what the chupatwins look like.
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    well i guess we know what the next People mag cover will be like
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    ^^ That depends on whether or not they are born by c-section. If she has to labour to deliver she will be too tired to get her hair and make-up done for a fast turn around on photos. The babies heads may be mis-shapen from a natural delivery too. She will make the world wait until they look right. If she has a c-section we will see photos pretty fast.

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