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    Default Star Jones sent packing

    Out On Her Ass!




    TruTV (used to be Court TV) has shut down The Star Jones Show. The show debuted in August of last year. The network said it was a mutual decision and that Star would continue to serve as a legal expert for the network. She's not a lawyer anymore!
    That Star can't hold down a job, now can she? That means Gay Al better dust the jizz from his ass and get to work pronto. What the hell does he do anyway? He can go-go dance at Splash in Chelsea at night and work the day shift at Banana Republic. They love the gays.
    Star is one step closer to doing reality tv..........Dancing with the Stars here she comes!
    Notice that Xenu and Star have the same exact face. Have they ever been in a room together? Gay Al is totally checking a dude out in that pic above.


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    Well, that didn't last long.

    I love how the fake couples think they have to hang all over each other to convince everyone of their great love. And what's up with Al's wonky eye?

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    That head is photoshopped right? Someone tell me that that head is photoshopped!

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    I guess she will be crawling back to Payless and begging to hawk their shoes.



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    She looked alot prettier and younger when she was overweight.

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    Al farted. You can see it in her face.
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    I guess Al figured if he had to marry a woman, pick one that looks like a man, and he could pass her off as his sugar-daddy.

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    Damn, that was quicker than a Hollywood pregnancy...
    That is her natural head on her body no photoshop here!! Al is pissed for sure, now she will be home with him all the time!!


    I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark

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    i actually tried to watch her show a couple of times. she overestimates her intelligence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    i actually tried to watch her show a couple of times. she overestimates her intelligence.
    and talent...don't forget that!!


    I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrypye View Post
    That head is photoshopped right? Someone tell me that that head is photoshopped!
    It is rather large, isn't it?

    I bet the only time Big Gay Al gets that close to her is when they are being photographed.

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    Bwahahaha! I love Starzilla crashing down to the reality that no one gives a damn about her opinions.

    I do wish she and Al would get a reality show. I'd love to watch the dysfunction that probably oozes from the Jones-Reynolds household - who uses more make-up, who spends more time in the bathroom, who is a bigger bitch during that time of the month . . .
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    Oh, she has big ole gay Al to comfort her at night

    Seriously, what is with this womans breathing? I was watching her on the Today show and she was making these high pitched wheezes every time she talked, it was driving me nuts!
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    Damn that woman is ugly!!! And so is Star! Geesh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCkissesx View Post
    Oh, she has big ole gay Al to comfort her at night

    Seriously, what is with this womans breathing? I was watching her on the Today show and she was making these high pitched wheezes every time she talked, it was driving me nuts!
    She said that her being obese caused her to have breathing problems like Asthma. I guess it didn't go away with the weight loss...


    I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark

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