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    Default Sherri Shepherd has never voted

    On The View this morning, Sherri Shepherd recounted her close call of almost missing the cutoff for registering to vote via absentee ballot for the election in November. (Shepherd resides in New York, but is a California resident.) And apparently this is the first time that Sherri will be voting...ever! Having turned 18 in 1985, the now-41-year-old has missed out on the past five presidential elections because she "never knew the dates or anything." She said it was important to vote in this one, though, because otherwise, she wouldn't have a right to complain on The View about whomever is elected for an entire year. (She probably meant to say "four years.")
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    Well, it's a bitch to get to the voting booth only to find that it fell off the edge of the planet.
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    Am I suprised? Not yet.
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    This woman is mentally handicapped.....

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    I think it's a blessing that this woman's never voted...

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    the now-41-year-old has missed out on the past five presidential elections because she "never knew the dates or anything."
    How the hell doesn't she know the dates? Hey, Sherri, here's a clue. The presidential election is always in November.

    But, then again, Sherri's too stupid to vote, so it's probably a blessing in disguise.

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    Just as well. She's an idiot.
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    she really is a stupid, toadfaced whore. Flat earth twit.
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    This is just unreal. I bet Barbara cans her ass after this tidbit.
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    ^^Barbara's the one that should be canned for being stupid enough to hire her.

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    i actually watched this, and she was CLUELESS that presidential elections were every 4 yrs. Whoopie corrected her and told her it was every FOUR years, not every year, and Sherri replied, REALLY????????? with that, i changed the channel and watched a rerun of ER
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Well, it's a bitch to get to the voting booth only to find that it fell off the edge of the planet.

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    And this uneducated bitch homeschools her kids?! I hope, at the very least, she's hired an instructor to do it and isn't doing it herself for fuck's sake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    i actually watched this, and she was CLUELESS that presidential elections were every 4 yrs. Whoopie corrected her and told her it was every FOUR years, not every year, and Sherri replied, REALLY????????? with that, i changed the channel and watched a rerun of ER
    The empty space between Sherri's ears should be examined by NASA as a possible black hole.

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    Why is she on The View? Why? What does her resume even consist of, other than, "Dumbass"?
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