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    Default Is Tony Romo trying to ditch Jessica Simpson?

    Yoko & Romo: Over???

    OK Magazine is reporting that Tony is trying to squirm out of his relationship with Jessica Simpson, apparently realising finally that she’s too high maintenance to handle, especially since she comes with an entire family, including a pervy papa pimp for a father.

    Unfortunately, Jess kept the door open with her foot, refusing to let him close it gently on her face. So like any limp dick, he supposedly devised the worst date ever to take her on, hoping that in doing so, she’d beat it and leave him alone.

    No word on whether or not the Break Up Hunting Trip sans luxurious accoutrements was successful.

    As for whether or not this story is true – am headed to Phoenix for the Superbowl next week on assignment for eTalk etalk.ctv.ca, where both of them have RSVP’d for several parties. Will keep you posted.

    Rumour: Tony Romo breaks up with Jessica Simpson

    I say, too little too late Romo.
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    Yeah, dump her not too long after your team loses miserably... Fabulous.

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    Her papa Joe helped sink this one. But she's the fool for letting her skeezy father act as her manager.

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    This is hilarious. She needs to find someone as obnoxious as she is.

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    She needs to get someone really desperate like Jeremy Piven, maybe she could hold him.
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    ^ Or Jesse Metcalf, Brody Jenner

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    Finally!
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    I was thinking more along the lines of Gilbert Gottfried. They're bothy KLASSY.

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    Ewwwww

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    Poor Jessica. Tony prob found out that his love for her was nothing in comparison to her daddy's love for her.

    EW. Must go & puke now.

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    Who wouldn't try to get rid of Jessica Simpson?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Who wouldn't try to get rid of Jessica Simpson?
    Her daddy.

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    NY post says he is leaving her for his college sweetheart, who looks like naturally super gorgeous 100x's hotter jessica

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    We all knew this would happen.

    Once men get their fix of sex with Jessica, she's out the door. It's not like she has anything else to offer to anyone.

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