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    Laura McLaughlin Pete Doherty Baby; Pete Doherty Gets Virgin Pregnant




    Pete Doherty has produced a crackbaby. Twenty year old college student Laura McLaughlin claims she is three months pregnant by Kate Moss‘ heroin-addicted ex. She will give birth in June. Laura, who was once bound for the Harvard University School of Law, says she’s certain she was sperminated by Pete because he is the only man she’s ever been with. (Talk about a waste of virginity.)
    “The baby is Peter’s. There is no doubt about that. I was a virgin when I met Peter and when we had sex. He knows about the baby. I told him I was pregnant the moment I found out shortly after Christmas. We are only in contact by phone,” the young woman tells NOTW.
    A rep for Pete says the rocker “has no idea” who Ms. McLaughlin is.
    I met Peter through mutual friends about a year ago,” Laura tells the tabloid. He has always been overly tactile with me, kissing my neck and inviting me home with him.”
    “He did not know I was a virgin, and I certainly didn’t tell him. I think he just thought I was an inexperienced lover and he told me ‘purity’ was a real turn-on for him.”
    “He was a very laid-back lover and very gentle with me. He wasn’t into anything kinky or strenuous and that suited me down to the ground seeing as it was my first time having sex.”
    “But our weekend together wasn’t just about sex. We cuddled up to watch the movie Dirty Dancing together and we had many deep and meaningful conversations. It felt like Peter was my boyfriend.
    “He told me he liked me because I was intelligent and straightforward as well as sweet and innocent. He said I was the opposite of Kate Moss. He led me to believe when we parted on the Sunday night, things weren’t going to end there. But they did.”

    Two days after Christmas, Laura informed Pete of her pregnancy by phone. She says his first words were: “And you think it’s mine?”
    “His apathy has been traumatic for me. I wanted the baby to be as big a deal to him as it was to me. But it wasn’t. One minute he is excited and telling me, ‘How good-looking is our baby going to be?’ the next minute he’s saying, ‘You deal with it’.”

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    She has unprotected sex with a junkie? and she's called intelligent? I don't think so!
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    He's not HIV positive or something? Anyway terrible news?
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    I call bullshit. Every single 'virgin' says she's '100% sure' who the babydaddy is and it turns out she's a slut and it could have been almost anyone. Pete is a total douche but he should demand a paternity test.
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    Lets hope the poor kid isn't his.

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    Why would someone who's smart enough to go to Harvard want to sleep with Pete Doherty?

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    oh god, I found this.... some of this info isn't reported above - like she's Alex Ferguson's god daughter....

    Pete Doherty faces paternity row


    January 21, 2008 12:00am

    THE god-daughter of Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed she is having Pete Doherty's baby.
    Laura McLaughlin, 20, claims she is three months pregnant by the junkie rocker and the baby is due in June, report News of the World.
    "The baby is Peter's. There is no doubt about that.
    " I was a virgin when I met Peter and when we had sex.
    "He knows about the baby. I told him I was pregnant the moment I found out shortly after Christmas. We are only in contact by phone," she told News of the World.
    Lola, a straight-A student who has won a place at the top Harvard University in America to read law, is the daughter of Stephen and Helen McLaughlin, who run a multi-million pound roofing business in Scotland and have been close friends of Sir Alex for more than 20 years.
    "He has always been overly tactile with me, kissing my neck and inviting me home with him.
    "He did not know I was a virgin, and I certainly didn't tell him. I think he just thought I was an inexperienced lover and he told me purity' was a real turn-on for him.
    "He was a very laid-back lover and very gentle with me. He wasn't into anything kinky or strenuous and that suited me down to the ground seeing as it was my first time having sex."
    Lola claims on her final night with Kate Moss's ex a condom split.
    She said: "We continued to have sex regardless as it was the last condom we had.
    "But our weekend together wasn't just about sex. We cuddled up to watch the movie Dirty Dancing together and we had many deep and meaningful conversations. It felt like Peter was my boyfriend.
    "He told me he liked me because I was intelligent and straightforward as well as sweet and innocent. He said I was the opposite of Kate Moss. He led me to believe when we parted on the Sunday night, things weren't going to end there. But they did."
    On December 27 Lola says she was admitted to London's Chelsea & Westminster Hospital after passing out and was only released on Wednesday.
    "I have had ovarian problems and recently suffered a ruptured cyst. Initially I thought it was something to do with that but at the hospital I was told I was pregnant."
    Lola says when she called Doherty, who has a four-year-old son by another ex, Lisa Moorishhis first words were, "And you think it's mine?"
    She added: "His apathy has been traumatic for me. I wanted the baby to be as big a deal to him as it was to me. But it wasn't. One minute he is excited and telling me, How good-looking is our baby going to be?' the next minute he's saying, You deal with it'."
    A spokesman for Doherty had this comment for the pregnancy claim: "Pete says he doesn't know who this girl is."
    Pete Doherty faces paternity row | The Daily Telegraph
    3 weeks in hospital for a ruptures cyst? is that normal? Appendextomy gets 4 days max normally....
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    I am surprised he can still produce sperm that can swim.

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    Big surprise. She's some rich, spoiled offspring with connections to someone famous (by way of being a god-daughter).

    I agree with whoever said probably a secret slutbag with a goody-two-shoes image. For artistocrats and famous folk, "virgin" probably means girl who has only slept with non-famous guys, most of whom she dated and introduced to her family. And never had an orgy or taken it up the ass or had DP while snorting coke off the tits of a stripper.

    She actually looks like she could be his (drug-free) sister.
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    She's very pretty

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    I didn't call bullshit until the "We cuddled up and watched Dirty Dancing" part. What guy does that?



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    If the H was kicking in I'm sure he could have sat there and drooled at the TV screen for hours. Even through Dirty Dancing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heathersharon View Post
    I didn't call bullshit until the "We cuddled up and watched Dirty Dancing" part. What guy does that?
    either a married one or one desperate for sex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by heathersharon View Post
    I didn't call bullshit until the "We cuddled up and watched Dirty Dancing" part. What guy does that?
    He was probably too off his face on drugs to even know he was watching something, let alone dirty dancing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    If the H was kicking in I'm sure he could have sat there and drooled at the TV screen for hours. Even through Dirty Dancing.
    Yeah, but it would take some pretty strong shit and you would have to do enough to put down an elephant.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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