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Thread: Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have sex in a toilet

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    Default Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have sex in a toilet

    Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were "spotted" going into the same bathroom together during a long flight from Frankfurt to Los Angeles reports Star Magazine. Someone thinks they were doing it. I can hear Jakey G giggling to that sentence right now. "Doing it with a girl? Ewwww..."

    Anyway, this source said, “Reese and Jake kissed and cuddled together under a blanket in her recliner seat in the back row." Reese apparently then got up and went to the toilet and Jake followed her shortly thereafter going into the same toilet. Scandal.

    “I started timing them - they were together in there for 11-minutes." Jake came out first and then Reese came out. I'm sure nobody "came" inside that bathroom.

    Oh please! People need to stop with these falsities. Her tampon probably got stuck in her coochie and she needed her best girlfriend to help fish it out. I refuse to believe they are a couple!


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    Bitch, please.

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    LOL

    I can't believe they are still trying to sell this faux-mance.

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    I wonder how many times they had to pretend to have sex in the toliet until they were sure someone noticed?

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    Yeah, right.

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    Unless she has been concealing a pecker, they were not having sex.
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    Umm,bullshit.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Why do stars pretend so much? Is it that they can't seperate reality from their acting roles?

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    Give it up, girlfriend. We ain't buying.

    (To Jake, BTW)
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    11 minutes? That part I believe...
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    She's probably having a lot of fun hanging out though. At least as much fun as one of my high school friends who took our hot gay male friend to the prom in the late 80's, when it was even easier to fool people when 'playing straight'.

    Man the other girls were soooo jealous.
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    Reese has always been kind of private and now we're supposed to believe that she's having sex in airplane toilets? I don't think so.

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    ^ That cracks me up!
    Rock the fuck on!

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    Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were "spotted"

    by a studio press stringer paid to plant these hetero tales of Jake in the press.......

    Reese Witherspoon = Phyllis Gates

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