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    Default Ew. Jessica Simpson getting her skank all over Tony Romo


    Monday, November 26th 2007


    Worst Thanksgiving Ever






    InTouch claims Jessica Simpson brought Dallas Cowboys' quarterback Tony Romo home for Thanksgiving. I guess the two are dating now and Jessica wanted to introduce him to her grandmother in Waco, TX. The two arrived a day after Thanksgiving, because Tony had to play a game. Jessica's parents were there and all were happy to see him.

    Tony has denied he's dating Jessica. I would too. Tony has the slut of sluts. He will fuck anybody!

    I can only imagine Thanksgiving at the Simpson home. Papa Joe probably gets really drunk and "handsy" with Jessica. Jessica probably won't shut up and Tina Simpson probably cries in the corner from all the Simpson secrets she's been forced to keep.


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    Look, she's showing us her O face.

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    Wow. Tony has very low standards. First Twitney now Chestica.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    Look, she's showing us her O face.
    is there any other face ?
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    she loves sloppy seconds (or thirds, or fourths).....she'll take whatever she can get

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    Oh well, we all already know its just a PR setup by dear old Pimpa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    is there any other face ?
    Yus. Her O face, her Duh face, her huh? face, and her face. Her and Spitney have been known to share, and even swap expressions in their natural habitat.[/national geographic]

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    Jesus, why can't he wait until the season's over???

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    Tony's probably not even aware that he's "dating" Jessica. This is another attempt by Creepy Pa Simpson to get his daughter's name in the press by stealing someone else's spotlight.

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    these bitches need to stop giving Dallas a bad name.
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    True, Dallas doesn't need any help in that department.
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    Tony is breaking one of Bill Parcell's 10 Quarterback Commandments:

    Do not be a celebrity quarterback. It only hurts the team.

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    Didn't she just say on The View that she wants a man who immediately wants to meet her grandparents?

    How amazing...a week later the press reports she's taking some guy to do just that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    Tony's probably not even aware that he's "dating" Jessica. This is another attempt by Creepy Pa Simpson to get his daughter's name in the press by stealing someone else's spotlight.
    Exactly. He also said flat out he was only in the same building as Twitney.This is one quarterback that keeps his nose to the grindstone-memorizes every play of the next team up.
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    I thought it was a Boston man she was after.

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