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    Default Liam Neeson Thinks Our Horned Up, Slutty Society Is Ruining The Mystery Of Sex

    Sunday, January 6th 2013
    QOTD: Liam Neeson Thinks Our Horned Up, Slutty Society Is Ruining The Mystery Of Sex





    Liam Neeson, father of two teenage boys, tells The Catholic Herald, of course, that modern society is filled with a bunch of fuck-hungry slut whores with dripping genitals (cut to my guiltface) and that the media keeps throwing sex in our faces, which is ruining the specialness of love making. Liam says that kids today can't open their eyes without seeing crotches thrusting on TV and they can't hit play on iTunes without hearing some slut sing about banging. Liam went on to say that the media has to stop being so damn sexy before they completely ruin the magic and wonder of fucking.
    Id hate to be a kid now, because were all inundated with so much information about sexuality coming at us from everywhere the media, the advertising billboards, just everywhere and it must be so confusing for them. Theres a problem that, if you become over-familiar with something, it moves from the sacred to almost the profane. The act is very, very special, you know. Its full of mystery and wonder, and Id hate us all to get to the stage where we just treat it lightly, because it deserves more than that  but times have changed since I was young, no doubt about it.
    Yes, the media is sex crazed and yes, we're all a bunch of sex crazed horny whores, but you know who's a little to blame for that? LIAM NEESON! Hasn't Liam Neeson seen his own Evian bottle dick in action in Rob Roy? Your part (ten inches, to be exact) is part of the problem, Liam Neeson. And please keep being part of the problem, because your Evian bottle dick needs more screen time.
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    I sort of agree with him.
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    He's not wrong. He is also hot as hell.
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    I agree with him, too. I wouldn't be adverse to him revealing the mystery of sex to me sometime.
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    I would hit that so hard!
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    God Damn. I tried to read the article. I really did. But I couldn't stop staring at the picture.
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    Ewww, you people need glasses, he's gross.
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    I totally agree with him. He seems like such a great guy too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by constancespry View Post
    ewww, you people need glasses, he's gross.


    blasphemy!!!

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    he's hot. i'd hit that and hard. couldn't tell you what the article said.
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    Oh, didn't realize there was an article accompanying that fine work of art...

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    You guys are such PIGS!

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    Does he really have an evian bottle dick?
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    How many ounces are we talking here?

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    Ribbed for our pleasure, perhaps?
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