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    Oprah has done some wild things for ratings in her time, but she may be about to out-Oprah Oprah. Rumor has it that she's asked her longtime partner, Stedman Graham, to marry her, so she can use the wedding to save her struggling network, OWN. So are we really going to be treated to Oprah's Big Fat Fake Wedding?

    It is definitely worth taking this entire story with a giant pile of salt, since it does come courtesy of the National Enquirer—but they have been right before! And this scheme does certainly sound plausible. Here's what they say went down. Oprah and Stedman were at her estate in California. (Of course they were.) A "friend" of Stedman says the two were walking in the gardens when Oprah said there was something she needed to ask him: "She began to break down crying, saying she had made a mess of OWN." Then she said, "You've always been my knight in shining armor. Will you finally marry me?" He apparently joked with her and said, "I thought I was the one who asked YOU – 20 years ago! What's the big rush all of a sudden?" And then she said it was on account of a cold, calculated business decision. J/K. She didn't say that. Instead this happened:
    They both laughed and hugged, and he began wiping away the tears from her eyes. He said to her, "You know I'd do anything for you, Oprah. You've always been my girl."
    That is either incredibly heartwarming or a totally fictional detail, but, in any event, awwww. Later that night, Oprah apparently surprised Stedman with the news that she was going to give him a $100 million "prenup" for turning himself into "Mr. Oprah Winfrey." (Stedman, look under your chair. You're getting a giant preeeee-nuptial AGREE-MENNNNT!!!) Umm, for $100 million dollars Oprah could probably get President Obama to marry her on live TV. Now that would get some serious ratings. Then they could have a TLC-like reality show where Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey-Obama work together as sister wives to save the world. But I digress.

    This seems like an awfully cynical, almost Kardashian-esque plan, if it's even real. But we'll probably tune in to every second of her wedding-related specials and weep at our TVs as she and Stedman tie the knot in the fall. As usual, Oprah knows us better than we know ourselves.

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    I blame Kim Kardashian.

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    *yawn*

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    Has she thought what will happen to the ratings once the wedding is over?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    I blame Kim Kardashian.
    First thing I thought of too.
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    and then the exclusive leaked sex tape!
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    and then the exclusive leaked sex tape!
    Owwwwww! My mind's eye!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    and then the exclusive leaked sex tape!

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    I would not have the stomach to watch it if this is true. Tyler Perry would give her away and it goes downhill from there

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    I would LOVE this. One could argue if she has already officially jumped the shark. A TV wedding would leave no doubt! Wonder if Rosie will be a bridesmaid.

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    Gayle is busy taking preacher lessons so she can perform the ceremony.
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    You mean she won't be the bride?
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    Or at least bridesmaid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    You mean she won't be the bride?
    My question exactly. Ope marrying Steddy or Gayle?
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    Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Her ego was so inflated that she couldn't imagine her cheer leading fans not following her wherever she went. What a comedown! She sure needed to be kicked back into reality and fall off her "planet Oprah".
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