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Thread: Half pony, half skank Noah Cyrus launches kiddie lingerie line

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    Default Half pony, half skank Noah Cyrus launches kiddie lingerie line

    We wish we were making this up:

    Noah Cyrus and a friend are the main (extremely young) faces of a new clothing line... of children's lingerie!

    It's called "Ooh! La, La Couture" and it's pretty much a collection of French Maid outfits. To wit:



    This isn't the first time 10-year old Noah has been involved in an age inappropriate activity:

    She wore this outfit during a red carpet appearance last year; and more recently sung about getting crunked and brushing her teeth with Jack Daniels.



    Watch a video of Noah and Miley Cyrus, with the former shilling for her clothing line, below.

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhtux0SBS_c[/YOUTUBE]
    Noah Cyrus Launches Children's Lingerie Line - The Hollywood Gossip

    How utterly ambitious of her.

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    Wtf??!!
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    Wouldn't be shocked if a free set of massage oils came with it
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    What the shit!!!!

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    Just a sign of the times brothas and sistahs. Not shocking at all, we've seen this kind of nonsense here on GR again and again and again. This ain't the first time kiddie lingerie was marketed.

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    It's okay because they believe in Jesus.

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    Thanks for the title, Penny. I needed that.
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    Can't something be done about this? This is just short of child porn in my opinion.

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    The kid is too young to hate. Yet. But her fucking parents should be shot. They're no better than parents who sell their kids into prostitution.

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    wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf???????
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    Noah, Noah, Noah. Youre making it real hard for me to defend you kid. I really want to like the Cyruses and think everything is cool with them, but every time I start hoping they haul off and do some stupid crap like this.

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    Put it out of it's misery....it's the kindest thing to do in the long run.

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    GO TO HELLL Cyrus clan!!!! GO TO HELLLLL!!!!! I thought girls might reach 13 before they become self concious, but these girls are making 10 yr old feel like that. And Miley just laughs and think this is all cute. Yah, cause she's been raised a slut, too. WHERE ARE THE PARENTS!!? OHHHHH yaaahhhh, thaaaaat's right, the parents are probably thinking up of more ways to whore their family out to make more money!! ANYTHING FOR FAME!!! Hey, I guess we all have just one life to live, might as well go all out huh??!!? FUCK THAT SHIT!! Sick of this shit! People talk about the bird flu and the swine flu and the epidemic of diseases all over this earth, but what about the Cyrus epidemic that's spreading over this earth faster than any fucking disease EVER to threaten this planet!!! Think about how many minds these sick and disgusting spawns are influencing our culture and who knows how many girls into rehab and eating disorder institutions, and then you see THIS..... THIS video of Satan's seed influencing little demons to spread this filth all over this planet and you realize, Oh fuck, it's coming in fucking clear as daylight now!!! I want another Julius Ceasar! Bring on another Napoleon Bonaparte!! Bring on another Ghenkis Khan to wipe all the shit like this off this planet!. Ahhh fuck it, just bring on the flood!!! Make this fucking planet into a waterworld so their wouldn't be any stages left for these stupid airheaded whores to perform on. Some good will go, but maybe it would be worth the sacrifice! People like us who try to be respectful and appropriate don't get fame or idolized, but these fucking pieces of shit get all the fame and glory for acting like idiots and whores!!! Fuck this shit!!! What a fucking backwards, insane shit world we live in!!! Give all the glory and sensation to the dumbest pieces of shit for brain whores, and ruin the economy for us middle class citizens!!! I got to see this shit being thrown in my face again and again and again!! I turn on the tv, I see shit!! I go to the store, i see miley cyrus poster. Fuck, I even saw a Miley Cyrus fishing rod!!! I can't escape this shit!!!! It's like I'm living in the twilight zone and rod sterling just announced I was just sent to hell!!!!! Everytime I see someone like Miley or Heidi Montag, or some classless airheaded celebritard getting all this attention, I think about all the truly talented girls out there, after not getting a part for an audition, wondering why talent isn't good enough!! And then I see someone like Miley and I find myself wanting the apocalypse!!!! Whenever an earthquake or tsunami strikes, it takes a lot of innocent people, but it never bothers Miley, Montag, britney spears or any of the other demons on this earth. All the good and innocent people get fucked up by nature or in this system, but the satanic spawns, the dumb idiots, the arrogant pieces of shit continue...... just CONTINUE to get all the limelight and kiss ass treatment AND I'M SICK OF IT!!! FUCK THEM ALL!!! Fuck them to HELLL!!!!!! Burn BURN BURN THEM ALL!!!
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    manifesto?



    but good points anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by potato_chips View Post
    GO TO HELLL Cyrus clan!!!! GO TO HELLLLL!!!!! I thought girls might reach 13 before they become self concious, but these girls are making 10 yr old feel like that. And Miley just laughs and think this is all cute. Yah, cause she's been raised a slut, too. WHERE ARE THE PARENTS!!? OHHHHH yaaahhhh, thaaaaat's right, the parents are probably thinking up of more ways to whore their family out to make more money!! ANYTHING FOR FAME!!! Hey, I guess we all have just one life to live, might as well go all out huh??!!? FUCK THAT SHIT!! Sick of this shit! People talk about the bird flu and the swine flu and the epidemic of diseases all over this earth, but what about the Cyrus epidemic that's spreading over this earth faster than any fucking disease EVER to threaten this planet!!! Think about how many minds these sick and disgusting spawns are influencing our culture and who knows how many girls into rehab and eating disorder institutions, and then you see THIS..... THIS video of Satan's seed influencing little demons to spread this filth all over this planet and you realize, Oh fuck, it's coming in fucking clear as daylight now!!! I want another Julius Ceasar! Bring on another Napoleon Bonaparte!! Bring on another Ghenkis Khan to wipe all the shit like this off this planet!. Ahhh fuck it, just bring on the flood!!! Make this fucking planet into a waterworld so their wouldn't be any stages left for these stupid airheaded whores to perform on. Some good will go, but maybe it would be worth the sacrifice! People like us who try to be respectful and appropriate don't get fame or idolized, but these fucking pieces of shit get all the fame and glory for acting like idiots and whores!!! Fuck this shit!!! What a fucking backwards, insane shit world we live in!!! Give all the glory and sensation to the dumbest pieces of shit for brain whores, and ruin the economy for us middle class citizens!!! I got to see this shit being thrown in my face again and again and again!! I turn on the tv, I see shit!! I go to the store, i see miley cyrus poster. Fuck, I even saw a Miley Cyrus fishing rod!!! I can't escape this shit!!!! It's like I'm living in the twilight zone and rod sterling just announced I was just sent to hell!!!!! Everytime I see someone like Miley or Heidi Montag, or some classless airheaded celebritard getting all this attention, I think about all the truly talented girls out there, after not getting a part for an audition, wondering why talent isn't good enough!! And then I see someone like Miley and I find myself wanting the apocalypse!!!! Whenever an earthquake or tsunami strikes, it takes a lot of innocent people, but it never bothers Miley, Montag, britney spears or any of the other demons on this earth. All the good and innocent people get fucked up by nature or in this system, but the satanic spawns, the dumb idiots, the arrogant pieces of shit continue...... just CONTINUE to get all the limelight and kiss ass treatment AND I'M SICK OF IT!!! FUCK THEM ALL!!! Fuck them to HELLL!!!!!! Burn BURN BURN THEM ALL!!!
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