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    Quote Originally Posted by ediebrooks View Post
    Neither you nor your other nursery school cohorts need to quit your day jobs. I said before this thread deserves its own section. How's this for a title? "The Retarded Kindergarteners Thread".

    Tally ho, cheerio. Here's some more diapers and passies for you lot.
    YAWN. Change the record, already. We get it. We're all immature, lack empathy, blah, blah, blah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoog View Post
    Thank you!!!!!!!!
    Anytime, Moog. Mr. Aniston just makes it too easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    This is the best I could come up with, Sweetness.

    Chinny, Chinny, Bang, Bang

    She was barren
    She was alone
    With no man to call her own
    People felt pity when she came near
    Or was it just Courtney whispering in her ear

    Her man-like face creates shock & awe
    Killing the sex drive of each male she saw
    A shadow fell over her career
    After her Friends were no longer there

    With no more purpose in life
    She knew she had failed as a wife
    Small children cringed in fear
    when the Song of the Chin drew near

    Chinny, Chinny, Bang, Bang
    Chinny, Chinny, Bang, Bang
    Chinny, Chinny, Bang, Bang
    Please pity me

    Without much fanfare or fight
    the Chin dropped out of sight
    Never again to plague the land
    Hollywood no longer cared for the likes of Mr. Aniston
    HAHAHAHA!!!

    Thank you!

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    ^^Anytime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ediebrooks View Post
    Neither you nor your other nursery school cohorts need to quit your day jobs. I said before this thread deserves its own section. How's this for a title? "The Retarded Kindergarteners Thread".

    Tally ho, cheerio. Here's some more diapers and passies for you lot.
    Bingo Edie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ediebrooks View Post
    How's this for a title? "The Retarded Kindergarteners Thread".
    An okay title, but I wouldn't quit your day job either..........


    Originally Posted by ediebrooks
    Go to hell, loser. Go back in your fucking cave, and stop burdening people with your disgusting and obnoxious presence.


    Wow, wish I could write posts like the above. So much more mature than anything I could come up with!
    Last edited by TheMoog; June 18th, 2007 at 04:15 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRAZY 'N' NUTS View Post
    ummm and constant brotherfucking, homewrecker,slut, adopting, nutcase and veins posts are so mature and entertaining right? It goes both ways

    Since Angie has her own brotherfucker song in GR, is only fair that Jen gets her own song as well, I mean the poor woman always gets left out in the cold. Besides Jen should appreciate the attention, as boring as she is.......at least we are still commenting on her
    hey, you guys leave my damn brotherfucka song alone! I wasn't even here to defend that piece. I do, however, support everyone else's right to publish their music and poetry here as well - no matter who it's about. Some of you have done fabulous jobs. I think that as soon as everyone learns to not take that sick fucking triangle too seriously, everyone will be happier. So, carry on and just let me know if you guys need me to post my brotherfucka song just once more...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
    П(•_•)П
    twitchy molests my signature!

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    Please do, Mel. I haven't seen it yet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IheartParis View Post
    Please do, Mel. I haven't seen it yet!
    well... just for you then:
    Shut your fucking face brother fucka
    You're a cock sucking ass licking brother fucka
    You're a brother fucka, yes its true
    Nobody fucks brothers quite like you

    Shut your fucking face brother fucka
    You're the one that fucked your brother, brother fucka
    You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
    You just fuck your brother all day long

    (farting noises)
    Hmm!
    (farting noises)
    (laughing)
    (farting noises)

    What's going on here?
    (farting noises)
    Fucker fucker brother fucka brother fucka fucka fucka fucka
    OOOoooooooooooooh
    Shut your fucking face brother fucka

    You're a boner biting bastard brother fucka
    You're a brother fucka I must say
    Well you fucked your brother yesterday
    (laughing)
    brother fucka... thats you
    Everyone: B-R-O-T-H-E-R fuck you brother
    Fuckaaaaaa.....

    Suck my balls
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
    П(•_•)П
    twitchy molests my signature!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ediebrooks View Post
    Neither you nor your other nursery school cohorts need to quit your day jobs. I said before this thread deserves its own section. How's this for a title? "The Retarded Kindergarteners Thread".

    Tally ho, cheerio. Here's some more diapers and passies for you lot.
    I don't think you're a bitch. That's prolly 'cause I agree with you though.


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    I do, however, support everyone else's right to publish their music and poetry here as well - no matter who it's about

    Yay!

    If you read around the threads to see which ones stay on topic, it happens that few of them do.

    The "Angelina not being able to scream...." thread has morphed into swapping personal stories of childbirth.

    The "Angelina's wild to mild makeover......" thread has morphed into whether Brad and Jenn discussed the demise of their relationship before breaking up.

    ............and so it goes on.............not that there's anything wrong with that.....that's conversation......... and everyone seems to be getting along......

    Off-topic posts only seem to become an issue with certain posters when they're in rhyming form for some reason!

    Unfortunately, thanks to these self-appointed moderators, THESE threads then degenerate into swearing and name-calling (in one case BY the self-appointed moderator - see my post above) which is far worse than off-topic or jokey stuff IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    well... just for you then:
    Shut your fucking face brother fucka
    You're a cock sucking ass licking brother fucka
    You're a brother fucka, yes its true
    Nobody fucks brothers quite like you

    Shut your fucking face brother fucka
    You're the one that fucked your brother, brother fucka
    You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
    You just fuck your brother all day long

    (farting noises)
    Hmm!
    (farting noises)
    (laughing)
    (farting noises)

    What's going on here?
    (farting noises)
    Fucker fucker brother fucka brother fucka fucka fucka fucka
    OOOoooooooooooooh
    Shut your fucking face brother fucka

    You're a boner biting bastard brother fucka
    You're a brother fucka I must say
    Well you fucked your brother yesterday
    (laughing)
    brother fucka... thats you
    Everyone: B-R-O-T-H-E-R fuck you brother
    Fuckaaaaaa.....

    Suck my balls
    Mel, whenever you're not around, I post the Brotherfucka Song. It's a masterpiece. Nothing compares. LOL.

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    I'm deeply offended over the brotherfucking. I was molested. My trauma ended my marriage and caused me to lose my kids. I have a difficult time in society and I'm on welfare and living in an apartment my molester pays for. Incest is not a thing to joke over.

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    ^^ Tell that to Angelina then.....

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    Hi Serena!

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