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    ALANIS MORISSETTE is planning to reveal all to fans in a sizzling new autobiography.

    The singer has started putting pen to paper as part of a New Year's resolution and promises the book with be packed with fascinating facts about her life.

    She says, "It will be all the wisdom I've accrued in my 31 years.

    "A lot about relationships, fame, travel, body-image, spirit, with self-deprecating humour because I just can't help it."

    The Canadian rejects criticism she's writing it too young, insisting, "That's just ridiculous. I'd end up writing it when I'm 95."
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    She says, "It will be all the wisdom I've accrued in my 31 years.

    "A lot about relationships, fame, travel, body-image, spirit, with self-deprecating humour because I just can't help it."

    All the wisdom she's accrued in 31 years? That should be a quick read. And all done with 'self-deprecating humor?'. Who in hell talks about themselves like this...unless they have thier heads completely stuffed up their own asses. I'm with those who say it might be a bit early. Shouldn't people wait until they're a bit older, a bit more reflective, a bit more experienced? I'm sick of autobiographies by people barely out of diapers (in the grand scheme of things, of course). and why is this woman annoying me?
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    Default Re: Alanis Morissette to reveal all in new autobiography

    didnt she already 'reveal all' in that nekkid video she did, hehe!

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    She's refused to say who its about. A lot of people think it's about Dave Coulier, but I think she said that it's not.

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    The singer has started putting pen to paper as part of a New Year's resolution and promises the book with be packed with fascinating facts about her life.
    Will she remember the time I interviewed her back in Jan. 1992
    and decided not to use her quotes because I thought she
    would never amount to anything?

    No?

    * sigh *

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    Joey from Full House?? Wow! I never even knew they had anything.

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    Self deprecating humor is soooo over! And I'm only saying that cause I'm an idiot. Boy, how dumb can I get!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fonzarelli23
    Joey from Full House?? Wow! I never even knew they had anything.
    Yea, how frightening is that?? That a great song like that was possibly written about f-ing Uncle Joey!!! I bet it was....god I hope so.

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    If I recall correctly, Howard Stern says it is about Dave, and asked her about it on the air, but she refused say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Janice
    She admitted on the Howard Stern show the song was about Dave Coulier
    Eeeewwwwwww!

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    Default Re: Alanis Morissette to reveal all in new autobiography

    Maybe she will finally tell for sure who "You Oughta Know" is about.
    does anyone really give a shit at the end of the day? And maybe she'll finally reveal if she actually knows what the word 'ironic' means, since the song by the same name was anything but ironic. It made her look, erm, moronic.
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    Default Re: Alanis Morissette to reveal all in new autobiography

    *to the tune of You outta Know* "I WANNA KNOW"!

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    Default Re: Alanis Morissette to reveal all in new autobiography

    All I wanna know is how she got a fine piece of ass like Ryan Reynolds to bang her and how can I get him to bang me. I WANNA KNOW!!!




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    Quote Originally Posted by VelcroJumper
    All I wanna know is how she got a fine piece of ass like Ryan Reynolds to bang her and how can I get him to bang me. I WANNA KNOW!!!




    Wow, didn't know he was hiding that under his shirt.
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    Yeah, we can all have a laugh at this period:

    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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