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    Top 12 Things Katie's Dad Needs to Bring Up With Tom Cruise at Christmas Dinner via The Cooler

    1. The Oprah Appearance
    "Did Oprah fear for her life? Did you sprain anything while jumping around? Did you hurt Katie when you dragged her on stage? Did you watch it on TiVo afterwards and think 'that went well'?"

    2. The Surprise Proposal
    "What's the rush? Isn't the Eiffel Tower thing a little cheesy? Would you have still attended that press conference if Katie said 'No'?"

    3. Brooke Shields
    "Is it normal for an A-Lister to pick on a B-Lister, especially one who suffered from postpartum depression?"

    4. The Lauer Showdown
    "Is Matt Lauer really glib in person? Did you wish Katie interviewed you instead? Do you think Steven Spielberg was tuning in to see how you'd promote War of the Worlds and thought 'that's great publicity?"

    5. Lil' TomKat
    "Where can I find a cheap sonogram machine? When you aren't looking at Baby TomKat, you use it to search for kidney stones?"

    6. The Silent Birth
    "Is it true that Katie's not supposed to make a sound during childbirth? Does this mean you're skipping Lamaze classes? Have you ever shouted stubbing your toe? Yeah? Can you try keeping quiet next time and see how that works for you?"

    7. The Plane, The Plane
    "Can Katie use her plane to fly anyone else around? Hint, hint."

    8. That South Park Episode
    "So, is it safe to say no South Park boxed set for you this Christmas?"

    9. Firing the Publisister
    "Was it your sister/publicist who came to you and said "I think you should treat Oprah's couch as a trampoline?" Did your sister have the idea of sucking face with my daughter on red carpets all summer long? Did your new publicist tell you that buying a sonogram machine was a good way to start looking normal to fans?"

    10. The Water Gun Incident
    "So, did fans squirt you with water guns before you started dating my daughter?"

    11. The List
    "Is it true that you interviewed four young starlets to be your girlfriend/fiancee before you got to Katie? Is there a chance any of them might change their minds?"

    12. Katie's Birthday Party at the Toystore
    "Why cant you let the birthday girl blow out her own candles?"



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    Default Re: 12 Things Katie Holmes Dad Should Talk to Tom Cruise About

    ab fab......

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    13. The Baby
    "I hope there isn't going to be an unpleasant legal wrangle when the real father comes forward to claim custody on the basis that Katie has clearly been lobotomised and you seem a tad unstable since you stopped taking your Ritalin".
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    Quote Originally Posted by prnjcq7



    12. Katie's Birthday Party at the Toystore
    "Why cant you let the birthday girl blow out her own candles?"



    http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/P16/
    this is very true. it's really bizarre how he wants to do everything for her, even breast feed the baby.

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    Default Re: 12 Things Katie Holmes Dad Should Talk to Tom Cruise About

    I won't be surprised if in the future he has a sex change. Seems way to girly to me. Makes me feel like a man.

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    I obviously missed the Tom breast feeding thing, but I think he's taken way too many vitamins. Maybe this is what happens when you OD on those lil suckers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny
    I won't be surprised if in the future he has a sex change. Seems way to girly to me. Makes me feel like a man.
    Honestly I think he alread looks like a woman sometimes lately..i agree with you!

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    Default Re: 12 Things Katie Holmes Dad Should Talk to Tom Cruise About

    I think he only acted crazy on Oprah as he was due for his period.

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    If he wants to breastfeed little L. Ron then I REALLY hope he gets Post Partum Depression too so he can prove how effective vitamins are for treating psychiatric disorders. Mind you, he seems to be displaying his own range of psycho behaviour at the moment so perhaps he's still getting the dosage right.
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    8. That South Park Episode
    "So, is it safe to say no South Park boxed set for you this Christmas?"
    I missed this episode...did anyone else see it? What happened? How did the story go?

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    I missed it too - I know there's a line in there somewhere about "Come out of the closet, Tom" but that's all. If it's even half as good as the Michael Jackson episode then it's a doozy.
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    Oh that MJ episode is one of my faves!! Maybe I'll go rent a South Park dvd or try download this Tom Cruise one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moomies
    I missed this episode...did anyone else see it? What happened? How did the story go?
    you can download online here: http://www.scientomogy.info/south-park.htm

    it's free and legal.

    sooooo funny... "dad, tom cruise won't come out of the closet."

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    Default Re: 12 Things Katie Holmes Dad Should Talk to Tom Cruise About

    "It now appears that Tom Cruise AND John Travolta are in the closet"
    Priceless.
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