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    Default Denise Richards - Looking for looove & willing to pay!

    Saturday July 7, 02:48 PM Denise gets some love help

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    Gorgeous Denise Richards has hired a $50,000 matchmaker to help her find love, according to U.S. reports. The former Bond Girl has had terrible luck in love and is now said to be getting professional help in finding dates.
    According to Star magazine, Denise has turned to an exclusive match-making agency to find her Mr Right - and it's costing her $50,000 to do it.
    "It's a very high-end service, and it's extremely private," a source told Star.
    "This agency has worked with many celebrities. Not too many stars will admit that they've used a matchmaker, but in today's crazy world, it's the best way to go.
    "All these candidates are heavily screened, so you know you're safe."
    Denise's marriage to Charlie Sheen - father of her two daughters Sam, 3, and Lola, 2 - famously ended horrifically with tales of abuse and violence.
    She then sparked outrage by hooking up with her best friend Heather Locklear's recent ex Richie Sambora, with that also hitting the dust.
    "Denise wants a man in his late 30s or early 40s who's based in Los Angeles and likes children," the insider told Star.

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    OK, so it's Star Magazine, but I thought it was funny that she's doing this - wonder if she's gone to the same place as Charlie?
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    "All these candidates are heavily screened, so you know you're safe."
    It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

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    This skank is amazing. What won't she do for money and publicity?



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    On the upside, she'll make the $50,000 back by using another exclusive match-making agency to find her Mr. Right-away.
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    and she gets $200k per appearance( price circa Dec 2005) so she only has to go out once to be able to afford this.....
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    Article edited for truth by greysfang:

    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Saturday July 7, 02:48 PM Denise gets some trust fund help

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    Gorgeous skank Denise Richards has hired a $50,000 matchmaker to help her find a sugar daddy, according to U.S. reports. The former Bond Girl has had terrible luck in securing a trust fund and is now said to be getting professional help in finding dumb wallets on Viagra.
    According to Star magazine, Denise has turned to an exclusive match-making agency to find her Mr Right Price- and it's costing her $50,000 to do it.
    "It's a very high-end service, and it's extremely private," a source told Star.
    "This agency has worked with many celebrities. Not too many stars will admit that they've used a matchmaker, but in today's crazy world, it's the best way to go.
    "All these candidates are heavily screened, so you know you're safe."
    Denise's marriage to Charlie Sheen - father of her two daughters Sam, 3, and Lola, 2 - famously ended horrifically with tales of abuse and violence and homewrecking backstabbing.
    She then sparked outrage by hooking up with her best friend Heather Locklear's recent ex Richie Sambora, with that also hitting the dust.
    "Denise wants a man in his late 70s or early 80s who's based in Los Angeles and likes *****ing children," the insider told Star.

    Denise gets some love help - Yahoo!Xtra News
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    Denise Richards is wookin' pa nub

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Article edited for truth by greysfang:
    "Denise wants a man in his late 70s or early 80s who's based in Los Angeles and likes *****ing children," the insider told Star.
    \If I didn't know better, I'd think that you wrote for Smurfilicious Hilton, coz he says she's looking for a pedo/pimping the kids too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Denise Richards is wookin' pa nub
    wookin' pa nub in all da wong paces - wookin' pa nub

    that's because she's "Munce. Tice. Fee Tines A Mady."

    Well, it is quite a change for Denise - from prostitute to this ... what a step down!
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    Alrighty, for those of you in the know, why would this be publicized? Why would she make this public? To get to Richie? Cuz he's moved on and had already moved on even when they were together, he was hardly there for her anyways. Or a ploy to tell the world that she's made bad choices and use this match-making agency as an attempt to get on everyone's good graces after her name is dirt (she's getting "professional help in finding dates" sympathy ploy). What gives? Why, why, why?

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    Maybe she got a cheaper rate by allowing the matchmaker to use her name for publicity, or maybe she just wants people to feel sorry for her.
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    If this story is true, it is pathetic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bkny Mix View Post
    Alrighty, for those of you in the know, why would this be publicized? Why would she make this public? To get to Richie? Cuz he's moved on and had already moved on even when they were together, he was hardly there for her anyways. Or a ploy to tell the world that she's made bad choices and use this match-making agency as an attempt to get on everyone's good graces after her name is dirt (she's getting "professional help in finding dates" sympathy ploy). What gives? Why, why, why?
    she's a money-grubbing whore and they are willing to pay to use her name/fame? same reason paula abdul did the same dumb shit a few years ago - they've already fucked everyone who was famous AND who would fuck them and now they are looking for anonymous cock? 'Cause she's bored? 'Cause she's got an axe to grind? 'Cause she's desperate? 'Cause she's useless? So many reasons and all out of space....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    she's a money-grubbing whore and they are willing to pay to use her name/fame? same reason paula abdul did the same dumb shit a few years ago - they've already fucked everyone who was famous AND who would fuck them and now they are looking for anonymous cock? 'Cause she's bored? 'Cause she's got an axe to grind? 'Cause she's desperate? 'Cause she's useless? So many reasons and all out of space....
    Plus US Magazine is reporting that Charlie's just got engaged, so I think she's going for the sympathy vote - forgetting the gafawing & rolling around the floor in hysterics vote.....
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