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Thread: Paris Hilton offered a million bucks to teach classes at the Learning Annex

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    Default Paris Hilton offered a million bucks to teach classes at the Learning Annex

    Source: TMZ.com

    "Professor" Paris -- Coming to a City Near You?
    Posted Jun 25th 2007 2:28PM by TMZ Staff
    Filed under: Paris Hilton, Celebrity Pay Dirt
    Professor Albert Einstein of Princeton, Professor Stephen Hawking of Cambridge ... and Professor Paris Hilton of The Learning Annex? E = that's hot!



    Paris Hilton has been offered big bucks to speak at the The Learning Annex Real Estate and Wealth Expos in Seattle, Chicago, New York and Boston. The soon-to-be-free heiress has been offered one million buckaroos to teach a one-hour class on "How to Build Your Brand." Get your product advice from the expertise of the socialite, reality TV star, sex tape star victim, paparazzi princess, nightclub entrepreneur convict!

    Paris once told Newsweek, "I consider myself a businesswoman and a brand." The Learning Annex President and Founder Bill Zanker believes "Paris Hilton is a brilliant entrepreneur who has built an incredible brand." Brilliant? Her hair dye is brilliant.

    The million-dollar offer is the second highest speaking fee ever offered in the world, behind The Learning Annex's star instructor, Donald Trump. Hilton would share the stage with the Donald, grillmeister George Foreman, toothy motivator Tony Robbins and other business leaders.
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    Teach what??? Skank 101? How to Give a Blow Job? Please.
    Last edited by Lily; June 25th, 2007 at 02:25 PM.

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    Which dumbfuck thought this was a good idea?!
    I am beginning to understand why people in other countries hate America. Bush is our Prez and we let a whore-dog slut make a million bucks "teaching."

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    I think that they'd do SO much better getting her ADVISORS in! Fair enough with Trump, he made the $$$ ith Hilton she couldn't have done it wihout her advisors (no, not because she's female but because she's thick!!!)
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    Paris is teaching a course at the Bobby Brown Learning Annex. Hell to da naw!

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    Please, for the love of god, would people stop offering the empty-headed RICH girl great gobs of money to stand around slack-jawed trying to put together a coherent thought.

    If everyone ignores her, maybe she'll go away quietly.

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    "I am beginning to understand why people in other countries hate America"

    I think the majority of people do not..around 55,000 people a year try to get permanent residence in the USA.. and i can't even count the ones who risk their lives on boats/trucks and under fences to get in..

    As for Hilton i think people know what she is about

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    Be born into money.
    Make a sex tape.
    Spread your cow crotch all over for the paps.
    Act like an airhead (acting is debatable)

    Anything else?

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    Never in my life did I think I'd see the words "Paris Hilton" and "teach" in the same sentence...

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    What can she teach?
    -How to get arrested and make a media circus of it.
    -How to cry like a little bitch when Mommy can't buy your way out
    -Sucking strange sausage and keeping the camera angle optimal
    -The proper use of night vision
    -How to dance on table tops and show your saddlebags

    This talentless peckerbreath has nothing to contribute to society.



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    ^Don't forget: How to be a Racist Skank!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Teach what??? Skank 101? How to Give a Blow Job? Please.

    Lily? You didnt see the porn flick did you????

    Those of us that did ... KNOW that bitch cant give a blow job.. nor instructions for one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joy0923 View Post
    "I am beginning to understand why people in other countries hate America"

    I think the majority of people do not..around 55,000 people a year try to get permanent residence in the USA.. and i can't even count the ones who risk their lives on boats/trucks and under fences to get in..

    As for Hilton i think people know what she is about
    You probably don't wanna go down that route.... but I agree with your assessment of Hilton!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RevellingInSane View Post
    What can she teach?
    -How to get arrested and make a media circus of it.
    -How to cry like a little bitch when Mommy can't buy your way out
    -Sucking strange sausage and keeping the camera angle optimal
    -The proper use of night vision
    -How to dance on table tops and show your saddlebags

    This talentless peckerbreath has nothing to contribute to society.
    Peckerbreath!!

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    I admit, I saw her videos and trust me, she needs lessons on giving BJs. That wasn't a BJ, that was a nip, lick and smile for the camera. Those guys got robbed!



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