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    Default Does Oprah Winfrey have six toes?

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    I donít usually count peoples toes, because Iím pretty sure I know what the result is gonna be, but Splash Online apparently does. And Oprah is apparently some kind of demon. Polydactylyism (animals with six toes) according to wiki:

    Historically and in the contemporary world, polydactylyism has been associated with witchcraft, psychic power, the extraterrestrial, and sporting prowess.

    A-ha! I knew it! She's not an athlete so that rules out sporting prowess and everything else on that list is bad. I think a good test would be to throw her in well with rocks tied to her legs and if she's able to climb out, then ... um, wait, what are we testing her for again? I can't remember, but I still stand by throwing her down a well.

    I don't think she has six toes-just bunions but I thought the article was funny

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    no she just has messed up feet; thats what happens when girlfriend wears the kind of shoes she wears on her show day in and day out!

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    OK - I've heard of bunions, but never seen them. If that's what they look like, that's disgusting. And why does her big toe point the wrong way?

    I'm gonna start googling to see if six toes and wrong-way pointing big toes are a sign of the Antichrist. I'll let you know what I find out.

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    b/c girls didnt anyone ever teach you not to wear shoes that are too small or tight for you! My dad always did then he would point out nasty feet on other women and tell me thats why you don't wear too small of shoes and Im so glad i never did b/c my toes are still straight and nice looking and not all crooked and shit but a lot of women always wanna wear smaller shoes than what they really are -i.e.: all the women Al Bundy always had to deal with

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    thats nasty! (not the six toes! just the big toe)
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    That's just weird, but it's not unheard of!

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    Looks photo shopped to me. YUCK old people's feet suck!
    As do dancers

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