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    Default Kirsten Dunst on the cocaine?

    Holy Moly has a mole in Hollywood ( a Holly Holy Moly mole) who delivered this gem about a well known snaggle-toothed blonde with a propensity for telling porky pies.

    We’ll open with a damning Dunst quote before we proceed to the Oscar night drama.

    “I’ve never come across cocaine on a film set… I’m very naive about that. I don’t smoke and I’ve only tried pot once in my life. I do everything in moderation. I drink, but I don’t go out and get plastered. I deal with my problems, so I don’t have vices over which I have no control.”



    Pictures being worth a thousand words we’ll have to assume she meant I don’t smoke except when I’m driving … and of course follks never drive in LA. Except all the time … having been caught out once … the rest of the Holly Holy Moly mole tale gains credence. Picture this:

    it’s the inevitable coke-by-the-bucketful post-Oscars party, when out of the powder room stumbles Kirsten Dunst with more dust flying around her head than a bug in a Dyson, her hair a tangled mess plastered across her drug sweat-oozing forehead. “What were you doing in there?” asks the party’s host. The best Dunst, a gerbil with cocktail umbrellas for tits, can manage? “Erm…”
    Cele|bitchy Blog Archive Kirsten Dunst: Lying Coke Whore

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    Kiki on drugs?

    This is my shocked face.

    Although I must say that I thought her DOC was heroin.
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    ^^same here. this is news to me since I thought she has on H

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    Well maybe she needs to be commended on her transition from heroin to cocaine

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    ^^hahaha.good one!

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    Dunst- a gerbil with cocktail umbrellas for tits

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    Do these tabs ever realize that people change, and a quote said at one time may have been true but is not now? If I said I was a virgin, and I was, but I went out and lost my virginity next week, does that make me some sort of a lying hypocrite?

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    oh my god!! you mean a celeb lied to journalists??? about drugs??? what is the world coming to?
    of course she's not going to tell journos about all her dalliances. sienna miller anyone? look at the reaction she got when she was honest.
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    LOL, I know, right? It'd be pretty stupid of her to admit to something illegal anyway.

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    Remember...



    Crack is whack, y'all!
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    ^^ It looks like she's holding a package of hotdogs.

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    fucking celebrities; they party during awards season nonstop then vacation immediately afterward and through the summer then make a movie in the fall which is out by xmas and up for awards all over again in the winter (which in L.A. is 80 degrees ) fucking bitches!

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    She might look good with a sunken cocaine nose.....would help her little snout look more like an actual human nose.....I dunno what we're going to do about the little, pointy bat teeth though.....

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    She looks like she has a coke-body...
    it's skinny but flabb at the same time.

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