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    Default Renee Zellweger and Luke Perry. WTF?

    Renee Zellweger and Luke Perry are probably having sex. According to the New York Post, the two were seen last week having an intimate dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar restaurant:
    “They both looked super-skinny. He was looking very grungy - baggy jeans, lumberjack flannel shirt and baseball cap. She had on a white button-down shirt, glasses and striped pants. They were talking very closely and rubbing knees.”
    This couldn’t have been the real Luke Perry, it had to have been some Luke Perry spirit/doppelganger. Seriously, no real man would hook up with Renee Zellweger. The bitch looks like a more transparent version of a ghost. I should be reading about her haunting little children’s dreams not about her going a date with a guy whose last paid acting role was during the Reagan Administration.
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    That clock is ticking.....any man'll do.
    Into the sunrise. The sunset is sad to me….it only means the night is coming.

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    I prefer "probably shagging." The Brits have got their slang down good.

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    That is so sad. He's definitely D-list. Renee just be single for awhile! It won't kill you!

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    They prolly knew each other when he was hot and she was just starting out (friends from the past) maybe current drug buddies?

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