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    Talking Nobody wants to live beside Lindsay Lohan cuz she's a party skank

    (BANG) - Lindsay Lohan's new neighbours are complaining about her before she has even moved in.

    The 'Mean Girls' star, who has been living in Los Angeles hotel Chateau Marmont for several months, has finally bought a multimillion-dollar apartment in Hollywood's Sierra Towers - much to the annoyance of local residents.

    One resident told Life and Style Weekly magazine: "We've always had celebrity residents, but all of them either lead quieter lives or are barely ever here. Everyone thinks she'll be having parties.

    "Beyond the noise factor it's a security issue. Look at the type and number of people she hangs out with. We don't want them roaming the building."

    'Simple Life' stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were recently in the area and the swarms of paparazzi following them caused a traffic jam.

    The resident added: "We fear that's what will greet us every day if Lindsay moves in. Sixty percent of people who live here are easily over 60.

    "This is not going to end well. Mark my words, she'll be made miserable by the complaints and leave. Hopefully she won't move in at all."

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    Just a skank whether she parties or not

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    And you could probably take some GREAT photos of other skanks coming and going from her place and sell them for top dollar! Not all bad here--look for the positives people!

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    LMAO! Great point Lynnie!!!! Great point.

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    Thinking of moving there myself now.....could use some extra cash......and always want to be around the good drugs. *packs bags*

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    "Sixty percent of people who live here are easily over 60."

    Don't do it LynnieD, most of the people are over 60 and you know how they like their drugs.

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    And they're selfish with them 'cause they tend to be on a fixed income.
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    Well, I'm under 60, too, but I would probably get sick of the drug dealers, carloads of hell-raisin' drunks, sleazy folks, paps, and general pond scum that no doubt accompany La Lindsay. These old folks are paying good money to live in an elegant high rise. But I would also invest in a good camera, take pics of Lindsay's salacious activities and sell them to the tabloids. I would call the cops, too, when Lindsay's parties got out of hand, and generally try to be a thorn in her side, so she would get fed up and move.

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    Lynnie...can i come with??

    so then when someone calls the cops on her we can get pics of her and all her friends leaving or getting arrested
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    Bus leaves at noon today silver!! Everyone all aboard for the crazy bus express to Lindseys new joint (no pun intended). Screw those Seniors...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    Everyone all aboard for the crazy bus express to Lindseys new joint (no pun intended). Screw those Seniors...
    I'm in!

    Seriously, why does she move into a place with only elderly people as neighbors? She's asking for trouble.

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    ^Was probably too wrecked/high when she signed the lease or something to realize who the the tenants were.

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    Even worse, I think this was a place she BOUGHT, not leased. Still probably drunk and high, though that always goes without saying.

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    I'm in. I need some more beer!

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