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    Default Prince Harry's girlfriend is a moron

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    Prince Harry’s new girlfriend has something in common with the president of the United States. The royal’s sweetie, Chelsy Davy, is so prone to bloopers and malapropisms that Harry affectionately refers to her as “Dubya.” Harry keeps a poster of some of George W. Bush’s gaffes on his wall to remind him of his love, according to the London Sun.
    Her brother Shaun told the paper, “Last month she said, ‘Shaun, are woolly mammoths extinct?’ I said, ‘You can’t be serious.’ But she was totally convinced mammoths were still alive.”
    He added, “She asked our father why grass-eating buffalo didn’t eat deer when they got hungry. That’s Chelsy, and we love her for it.”
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    She must be really good in the sack.

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    It is hard for me to believe that people are really that ignorant. But it is kind of funny...
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    “She asked our father why grass-eating buffalo didn’t eat deer
    when they got hungry.”

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    Harry isn't know for being much of a brainiac either, is he?
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    Believe it or not, she's doing a graduate program in university. It pays to be well connected, or, it's not what you know, it's who you know.

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    As dingy as she sounds, as much fun as he pokes at her, it really doesn't make him look too smart either...

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    That 'adorable little idiot' shit may be cute now, but it'll get annoying as fuck after he's been with her long enough! The hotter she is the more time that might buy her.
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    OH! I thought it said she was a Mormon! Well, either way.....

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    There's a difference?
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    ^^Exactly!!! Not to my knowledge!

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    Well, as long as she's not trying to run a nation, I'm okay with the ditz factor.
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    What would she do if she was in charge? Send over a stampede of woolly mammoths to put her subjects in line?
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    <---------- aaaaaahhh well i'm not suprised. the royals =

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    She must be really good in the sack.
    she has really big boobs.

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