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    Default Katie Holmes takes out tiny Tom Cruise

    Katie takes out her tiny Tom
    Last updated at 13:38pm on 28th September 2006

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    It looks like Tom Cruise may have paid one too many visits to "the shrink".
    The star was positively dwarfed by his fiance Katie Holmes as they stepped out for dinner at the Beverly Regent in Hollywood.

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    The actor has often been ribbed for allegedly wearing lifts in his shoes to boost his 5ft 7ins frame, but perhaps this was one night when he should have worn them.

    Holmes is 5ft 8ins and towered over him in her high heels. Okay, so he's a bit behind her - but he can't be that far behind... he's holding her hand.

    The pair were reportedly discussing their wedding plans - let's hope Cruise remembers his shoe lifts when they walk down the aisle.

    As for our picture, perhaps that's not quite what he meant when he said he'd help her make it big in Hollywood.

    Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1773
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    That picture is priceless!! And why does he always have her in some wierd Vulcan death grip?? TinyTomThumb indeed!
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    I love those crazy fucking kids....

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    Wow, Tom LET Katie wear heels! Where are his?

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    She's 5'8? wtf does that make him, 4'9?

    Dude is a MIDGET! I had no idea he was so tiny
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    She's 5'8? wtf does that make him, 4'9?



    God am I loving this thread.
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    This is why Katie walks behind Tom most of the time. It's all about perspective. Things further away appear smaller. So by walking behind him, it makes them appear to be more even in height.

    This was a huge mistake, letting her walk in front. She looks like a giant compared to him.

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    I wonder what ThetinTomThumb would look like in a side mirror on a car?
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    I wonder what ThetinTomThumb would look like in a side mirror on a car?
    He'd look waaaay too close for my taste.

    On a side note, has she always been this skinny? Her cheeks look sunken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    She's 5'8? wtf does that make him, 4'9?

    Dude is a MIDGET! I had no idea he was so tiny
    If she was allowed to wear 4 inch heels, she'd be 6 feet tall.

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    has she always been this skinny? Her cheeks look sunken.
    $cientology is draining the life force right out of her.
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    This totally looks photoshopped. Look at her feet.

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    It does look like she's been elongated a little bit...but it's still funny!!
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    Her feet don't look any different from his. And her arms look in proportion so I'm going with it being real. Why? Because I want it to be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cloud View Post
    He'd look waaaay too close for my taste.

    On a side note, has she always been this skinny? Her cheeks look sunken.
    Silly, she is dieting to play Posh!

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