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    Default You can now rent Kevin Federline for $20,000

    Britney Spears Supports 'Rent-A-Kevin'

    By WENN
    Jul 14, 2006

    Pop star BRITNEY SPEARS has reportedly granted her approval to husband KEVIN FEDERLINE's latest money-spinner - hiring himself out.

    The hapless spouse has been dogged by accusations of "freeloading" in recent months, and has allegedly come up with a novel way of bringing home some cash.

    The Scoop reports Federline is charging up to $20,000 (11,000) for cameo appearances at soirees and has earned $700,000 (388,888) in the last four months alone.

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    Default Re: You can now rent Kevin Federline for $20,000

    Hmmm....so I shell out the cash to rent him, do I get to do whatever I want with him during the rental period? Imagine the possibilities....
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    Default Re: You can now rent Kevin Federline for $20,000

    Nah...I wouldn't cross the street to spit on him if he was on fire, much less pay for the "privilege."

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    Default Re: You can now rent Kevin Federline for $20,000

    I shall amend my earlier statement from 'do what I want with him' to 'do what I want to him'. What fun to torture the little skeeze.
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    Default Re: You can now rent Kevin Federline for $20,000

    'Rent a celebrity' might prove a viable alternative to game shows, infomercials, and public office, for the D List set.


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    Default Re: You can now rent Kevin Federline for $20,000

    I'm still intrigued with the fact that there are people who actually PAY for that crap (hey, I'm offending crap here calling it K-Fed). This can't be true...

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    Default Re: You can now rent Kevin Federline for $20,000

    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch
    Hmmm....so I shell out the cash to rent him, do I get to do whatever I want with him during the rental period? Imagine the possibilities....

    I thought the same thing!! It might actually be worth 20K to make him dig a ditch or shovel manure.

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    Default Re: You can now rent Kevin Federline for $20,000

    Or get a job.
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    Default Re: You can now rent Kevin Federline for $20,000

    Firstly there is no way he made 700,000 so far. Impossible, what people or person's would pay for his time?

    His time is worth no more then 8$ an hour. Or whatever minimum wage is in the US.

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    Default Re: You can now rent Kevin Federline for $20,000

    Minimum wage is 5.15 an hour and while he isn't worth that minus tips I actually believe he has made a substantial amount of money for several reasons. One, he's already been written up for attending crap parties and getting paid for his time. Second, there are endless people who will go to see him for the same reason they'll slow down to watch a car wreck: morbid curiosity. These same people will probably buy his album and make him think he's a recording star instead of the joke he is.
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    Default Re: You can now rent Kevin Federline for $20,000

    Anyone who would pay money to 'rent' this sleaze is demented.

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    Ah but Sojiita, think of the fun and games you could get for 20 grand! You could make him walk on hot rocks, shave his head, get him fixed so that he never spawns another kid...the possibilities are endless.
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    Default Re: You can now rent Kevin Federline for $20,000

    I already said this, but it might be well worth it if he was there as a sperm doner.

    Really, tho. Just buy a bag of Cheetos. Way cheaper.

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    Default Re: You can now rent Kevin Federline for $20,000

    Quote Originally Posted by pacific breeze
    Nah...I wouldn't cross the street to spit on him if he was on fire, much less pay for the "privilege."
    Word.

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    Default Re: You can now rent Kevin Federline for $20,000

    He is disgusting.

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